incorrect travis japan 🐯

genta: who’s your lawyer? noel: ? genta: don’t all grownups have a lawyer? noel: I don’t really have enough legal problems to need one, but I’d probably probably call katoshige if i did genta: well what if I had that kind of legal problem… could you like, call him for me?

waiter: can i get you started on a soup or salad? umi: what’s a super salad?

reporter: matsukura kaito! what are your pronouns the noel in matsuku’s brain: pro means professional, and a noun is a person place or thing matsuku, out loud: idol! thank you (:

umi: yesterday my group members had a 5 minute discussion about where to put me in the car due to my freak level carsickness while I shouted “I can sit in the back! It’s FINE” and they finally let me sit in the back and you’ll never guess what happened next

noel: a saying i do with the other members is "i'm disappointed but i'm okay" when it comes to not getting to pick first, an event gets canceled, etc, and i literally had to think “i'm disappointed but i'm okay" today when i got an oatmeal raisin cookie instead of chocolate chip

shizuya: hey does anyone know how many seconds there are in a year?? genta: twelve! genta: january 2nd, february 2nd, march 2nd, april 2nd, may 2nd…

genta: i’m like the opposite of artifical intelligence. i’m genuine stupidity.

noel: yesterday I said to my group members “alright my little noodles” and matsuku just whispered to himself in wonder “I’m spaghetti?”

noel: just told umi that I was certain about something ‘to a reasonable margin of error’ and he said ‘shut up nerd’ and chaka dropped his bowl from laughing so hard

“to me, the difference between us is pretty obvious. he thinks the opposite of fire is water, and i think the opposite of fire is no fire.” -matsukura kaito, on being mistaken for matsuda genta

matsuku: getting a brain scan today umi: to check if you have one? matsuku: thank you so much for your concern and support

genta: noel says there's something ineffable about us, but i dunno... i think we're a pretty good looking group of guys

shizuya: my MBTI personality type is ESPN because ball is life

genta: do you guys know where i could get one of those gold necklaces with the “T” on it? noel: that’s a cross. genta: across from where?