
“spill the tea” said the winter soldier [not all quotes are originals] icon by @charcubed
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bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]
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[tfatws]
fury: so you’ll handle the threat?
sam: yeah we’ll handle it
fury: for how much
bucky: idk. fifty
fury: fifty grand?
bucky: [spits water]
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sam, entering the room with steve: alright, i stalled him for as long as i could. so where is it. where’s the big birthday present
bucky, giant bow tied around him: it’s me
sam: it’s ... you? thats kind of low effort don’t you th- oh okay you’re already making out, im gonna go,
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[1930s]
becca barnes: bucky how do i get revenge on my enemies
bucky: the best revenge is letting go, and living your life to the fullest :)
becca:
becca: steve, how do i-
preserum steve: brick
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bucky: i killed christopher columbus
sam: no you did not
bucky: don’t tell me what i didn’t or didn’t do i killed that man
sam: steve back me up
bucky: steve back ME up
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thor: [holds his hand out for mjolnir]
steve, hurtling through the air at top speed, screaming: ASK IF IM HOLDING IT FIRST
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shuri: you’re never going to randomly wake up years in the future again, that’s all over now
[post-endgame]
bucky: hm
shuri: dont look at me we’re both in the same boat here
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[texting]
bucky: SKFJSHJFKD
steve: what is that
bucky: it’s a keyboard smash
steve: how do i do it
bucky: just press anything
steve: 7
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A year ago, in some parts of the world, people were sitting down to watch #AvengersEndgame for the first time.
I thought the movie could use some improvements. Thus, I present the #EndgameRewrite, with accompanying soundtrack by @rocketlovebot.
endgamerewrite.tumblr.com/po…
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general ross: didn’t he murder thousands?
steve: you think this is the face of a killer? look at him.
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steve: bucky reads everything. he read the entire iTunes user agreement before he bought rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money”
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bucky: hey steve- whoa
steve: [watching tv, crying softly]
bucky: did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life
steve: [nodding, weeping]
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preserum steve: there’s nothing to worry about, buck! the doctor says I'm doing phenomenal :)
bucky: he said you have pneumonia
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[pre-endgame fight]
bucky: do you want me to seduce those alien guys
steve: how would that help
bucky: i don’t know. i just want to see if i could do it

















