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bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]
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bucky: if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it steve: what bucky: facebook
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[tfatws] fury: so you’ll handle the threat? sam: yeah we’ll handle it fury: for how much bucky: idk. fifty fury: fifty grand? bucky: [spits water]
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sam, entering the room with steve: alright, i stalled him for as long as i could. so where is it. where’s the big birthday present bucky, giant bow tied around him: it’s me sam: it’s ... you? thats kind of low effort don’t you th- oh okay you’re already making out, im gonna go,
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steve: im so glad bucky feels comfortable enough to sleep with you guys around natasha: he looks so peaceful sam [getting out a sharpie]: and vulnerable
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Another @incorrectbucko inspired piece. ✨ #buckybarnes #SteveRogers
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[1930s] becca barnes: bucky how do i get revenge on my enemies bucky: the best revenge is letting go, and living your life to the fullest :) becca: becca: steve, how do i- preserum steve: brick
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There are two types of people when they see their pet
bucky: [babytalks to alpine] hello!!! hi baby!!!! you’re so cute i love you!!!! steve, in his normal voice: alpine. you look radiant today. have a wonderful day.
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bucky: i killed christopher columbus sam: no you did not bucky: don’t tell me what i didn’t or didn’t do i killed that man sam: steve back me up bucky: steve back ME up
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Quarantine Blues Inspired by one of @incorrectbucko tweet. #buckybarnes #SteveRogers
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thor: [holds his hand out for mjolnir] steve, hurtling through the air at top speed, screaming: ASK IF IM HOLDING IT FIRST
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shuri: you’re never going to randomly wake up years in the future again, that’s all over now [post-endgame] bucky: hm shuri: dont look at me we’re both in the same boat here
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[texting] bucky: SKFJSHJFKD steve: what is that bucky: it’s a keyboard smash steve: how do i do it bucky: just press anything steve: 7
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A year ago, in some parts of the world, people were sitting down to watch #AvengersEndgame for the first time. I thought the movie could use some improvements. Thus, I present the #EndgameRewrite, with accompanying soundtrack by @rocketlovebot. endgamerewrite.tumblr.com/po…
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general ross: didn’t he murder thousands? steve: you think this is the face of a killer? look at him.
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steve: bucky reads everything. he read the entire iTunes user agreement before he bought rihanna's "Bitch Better Have My Money”
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bucky: hey steve- whoa steve: [watching tv, crying softly] bucky: did the documentary mention another bird that mates for life steve: [nodding, weeping]
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preserum steve: there’s nothing to worry about, buck! the doctor says I'm doing phenomenal :) bucky: he said you have pneumonia
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[pre-endgame fight] bucky: do you want me to seduce those alien guys steve: how would that help bucky: i don’t know. i just want to see if i could do it
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Bucky: *comes into Steve’s room* Bucky: *wraps his arms around Steve from behind* Bucky: *runs his fingers through Steve’s hair gently* Bucky: *whispers in Steve’s ear* Bucky: steal my ice cream from the freezer again and I’ll make sure they never find your body
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