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thor: do you want a hug? bruce: no thor: did you hear what i said? bruce: yes thor: what did i say? bruce: “do you want a hug?” thor: well if you insist!

hulk: thor on extended trip to asgard so while he's gone hulk will rip up what's left of his pants valkyrie: why? hulk: thunder god is most of hulk's impulse control

tony: are you sure you can't help us, thor? you don't look sick. thor: yes, i have a note from my doctor bruce: i'm his doctor

tony: what do you think of my shoes? bruce: i think they're hideous. they're the gayest things i've ever seen. i wouldn't wear them and i'm married to a man thor: as that man i wholeheartedly agree

[texting] bruce: i'm the worst™ thor: no, you're the best™ bruce: i'm the borst™ thor: nO

loki: we're not stealing a ship from the grandmaster! thor: why not? we stole hulk! loki: hulk is his own person, he can do what he wants! hulk: hulk wants to steal

thor: roses are red, violets are blue, if i fucked an avenger, i'd only choose you bruce: it's good to know that four years of marriage hasn't changed anything

bruce: i'm so bored, i'm going crazy! the only worthwhile thing i've done today is take a buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion i am thor: what did you get? bruce: vidalia thor: when i took it i was given cipollini bruce: that wasn't the point of my story thor: oh

thor: would you like a quickie bruce: a- a what? thor: you know, those delicious egg tart things from midgard? bruce: thor, oh my god, it's pronouned quiche

[texting] bruce: i'm going to mcdonalds, what do you want? thor: i want you but i'll take a large fry instead

thor: hulk, smash or pass? hulk: hulk always smash

[texting] bruce: honey, i'm sorry bruce: please answer me bruce: thor? bruce: sweetheart? bruce: "strongest avenger"? thor: sorry doesnt bring back my skittles, bruce

bruce: i like you thor: i like you too. that's kind of why we're in a relationship

thor: [cooking] to start off, put the burner as low as it will go bruce: is it gonna get as hot as you are, or no?

security guard: [pointing at thor] is this guy bothering you? bruce: yes, but he's my husband. i signed up for this

thor: hulk is a beautiful man. i don't care that he's so big. i wanna take him to red robin

bruce: thor, is that you? thor: what? bruce: i said, "thor, is that you" thor: i can't hear you, it's too dark in here

loki: bruce, are you free tomorrow? bruce: yeah, wh- loki: thor, how about you? thor: i am unneeded elsewhere, yes loki: perfect! i'm busy myself so enjoy your date! bruce: did you just- loki: someone had to

thor: [hugs bruce] i love you bruce: [muffled by thor's chest] i love you too