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Tony’s funeral. Pepper’s crying. Happy and Rhodey too, mourning their best friend. Peter walks up to casket of his mentor, his father figure. “milk,” he says, in a deep voice. Tony bashes out of the casket, grabs Peter by the collar “WILL YOU FUCKING LET IT /DIE/ ALREADY?”

tony stark resting peacefully in heaven until he finds out mysterio’s going to fuck with peter’s head

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha FUCK

Steve, lying in his cold bed, december 2020, leaning over to pick up his phone: Tony, at the Bahamas, watching morgan and pepper build a sandcastle: hey bitch so how's bucky been 😎

— ⎊ AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILERS ⎊ — . . . I don’t have any jokes.

steve at the airport: we have to go to siberia, tony. tony:

tony: do you trust me? steve: i do. tony: *gets on his knees and sucks one last time*

steve: imma just go fix up those soldiers in siberia and then ill go fix things with tony natasha: so what's it like to live life doing handstands on the edge of the abyss?

#SteveRogers 🔫 #TonyStark

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