incorrect percy jackson

We did it! 🔱

percy: hey can i practice my proposal with you? jason: yeah sure percy, getting on one knee: i know this is hard for you, but i love you… will you marry me? annabeth, arriving: what’s up, losers annabeth: … annabeth: i fucking knew it

percy: do you think different paints have different tastes? rachel: they do! annabeth: ... why did you say that with such certainty?

octavian: i admit i was wrong about that reyna: good octavian: however- reyna: no, no howevers, just stand there in your wrongness and be wrong

annabeth: i swear i'm the only one here with a braincell grover and percy: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

percy: remember that plant i thought might be tea? grover: grover: you didn't percy: i did and it wasn't

jason: don't do it! percy: *does it* leo: *screaming* piper: *looks into the camera like in the office*

grover: percy no percy: percy yes rachel: percy no percy: percy YES jason: percy no percy: …percy maybe annabeth: percy no percy: percy no

leo, piper and nico: *screaming* jason, running into the room: what's wrong, nico? leo: wait, why are you only asking nico when me and piper are also here? jason: because nico wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. you guys scream whenever you have the chance

ares: can i give you some advice? athena: absolutely not

octavian: you’re just doing this to spite me! percy: so?

calypso: you're already stressing me out! leo: i'm literally just standing here

nico: hey, wanna help bother some gods? annabeth: what the hell, nico? nico: oh, sorry, my bad nico, whispering: wanna help me bother some gods? annabeth, whispering: of course, what do you need?

leo: it feels nice to be wanted, you know? nico: not by the law?????

percy: so... what are we? annabeth: annabeth, confused: we're demigods, seaweed brain

percy: can you say "percy"? estelle: percy: can you say "brother"? estelle: percy: shit, maybe it's too diffic estelle: shit percy: percy: nO

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percy: things could be worse, you know annabeth: how? percy: how what? annabeth: how could they be worse? percy: oh percy: they couldn't. i lied

leo: what's up? i'm back! piper: you died! i saw you die!!!! leo: death is a social construct

annabeth, talking to percy on the phone: did you preheat the oven like i told you? percy: you bet! annabeth: at what temperature? percy: 535 annabeth: that's the clock percy: annabeth: percy: 536