
if a single hair falls out of my head i’m going to blow || @correctmagneto 💍💕💖💕
Westchester County, NY
Joined April 2017
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GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
The only reason Charles is wigless in Dark Phoenix BC Erik looks like this send tweet
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
Replying to @correctmagneto
I’m sorry. What did you just fucking say to me? Y’all were literally smashing in the next room over and then leaving like “oh my god he must hate me!!! There’s no way we’d be able to get together... we’re just... too... different” so. Never say that shit to me again.
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
If your name is Charles Xavier and you're married to me I love you more than anything in this universe or any other.
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
Replying to @quicksincorrect @incorrectprofx
Look I may be attacked but also Charles and I are in love and "hanging out" right now so who's the real winner?
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
Charles: i’m a morosexual people being idiots turns me on
Me: the humans much be dealt with- we are the superior race
Charles: *taking off his clothes* god Erik you’re so fucking stupid-
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
Peter: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Me: I'm the knife
Charles: He's the little spoon
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
Charles: Yeah I have this headache that comes and goes.
Erik: Really? Is that so? That seems as though you should go to the doctor—
Peter: [walks in]
Charles: There it is.
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
THE DEVIL WORKS HARD BUT CHARLES WORKS HARDER BUT I WORK THE HARDEST ITS TIME TO DE-WHOOPIE CUSHION A BED
Replying to @quicksincorrect
Okay but have you considered this: I can get Erik to melt all the plugs of your gaming console
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
Charles: I drink to forget but I always remember
Me: Charles, you've been saying that and drinking Gatorade out of a wine glass for ten minutes and I'm really starting to worry
GrOoVy Xavier retweeted
Replying to @incorrectprofx
@incorrectprofx? i hate him i- *trips* *thousands of pictures of him spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i- *slips on pictures* fu ck no they’re not mine *more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN








