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"Jim"

@internetjim

fifty million credits for a ship, you'd think they could make a comfortable chair

Joined July 2009
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this is how it feels to get a discount on your monthly utility bill through New York's Energy Affordability Program!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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grim but also lol 67
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@dril12 Jan 2023
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
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How do u spell roster?I just woke up,funny as shi_. Sitting here going to the bathroom and still laughing. HH POOP
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We can change the world with gambling 🎰
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Mr bean. Funny
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Which Mii is most likely to be a public farter? 💨 Play #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream now!
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@ShrekMay 5
Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?
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When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯
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Chilled weekend to all of you
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Micky Dee's in Indianapolis!!!
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信仰とは何か、少し考えさせられた。
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Would you swallow your dogs throw up to save your best friend from dieing
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Replying to @jabba_the_hutt
@jabba_the_hutt wants to send you a message 11:47 PM -- "tuta kunna The Pussy bagga" 11:52 PM -- "poodoo waana pawa The Pussy And The Asshole" 1:32 AM -- "fwanna dupa Kill Myself sanba"
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Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Bartender: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Palmer: Mm..its good..I just invented it
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@dril24 Dec 2012
reminder that if you jerk off tomorrow on christmas y ou are the bastard of earth.
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@cher8 May 2014
Wu Tang Cher Clan
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$17 airport torta goes crazy
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thank you amazon
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when u nut and she keeps suckin
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