Success! Paddle just achieved a simultaneous orgasm with a stranger using the CumBuddies app. DownIoad the app @CumBuddiesApp

have u guys heard of this app called cumbuddies? apparently u just answer a few questions and it pairs u with a likeminded individual to “cum” with. seems so odd lol but also simple and streamlined

Success! Paddle just achieved a simultaneous orgasm with a stranger using the CumBuddies app. Download the app @CumBuddiesApp

was awarded “Least Likely to Succeed”and “Most Likely to Get Emulsified” in high school and guess what? im still here bitch. and i start my new job at the big mayonnaise factory on Monday

completely stumped on this grocery list.

effort should be put forth to struggle first, until u get better.

fucking ouch

the world is so oysters. or whatever they say

i simply love the way calories taste

if i were your friend i would say things to you like, “no, i get that” or “yooooo” or “when?”

i work at Fitbit. im one of the counters :)

maybe this is cringe but i do kinda think its about getting better at everything and having sex

holy fuck i figured it out again. please please dont let me forget this time. please someone help me i cant forget

i want a rug for my bedroom that i have to mow

i go on these walks alone hoping someone will either love me or kill me

trying to see what the back of my head looks like

ill always believe in treating others how you would like to be treated, but it certainly does not work at all

i definitely just walk around