Creator of the Irish feast of the seven potatoes 🥔

center city phila.
Joined January 2011
Just saw a man driving with a child on his lap like it’s 1981
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After an entire month of watching my teams collapse and their organizations commit medical malpractice I am excited to watch a team that would never do those things. My Philadelphia 76ers.
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Two weeks ago I pointed out the Eagles did not attempt a straight drop back pass from under center. Defenses know any time the Eagles are under center they are either running or running PA. This allows the defense to blitz without fear of getting beat by a quick pass. 3 weeks later the Eagles still have not attempted a straight drop back from under center. The Panthers have (predictably) blitzed every time the Eagles are under center. How has the coaching staff not figured this tell out yet and adjusted?
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Eagles haven’t won since the Academy Of Natural Sciences closed
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The Philadelphia Eagles have blown a >97% win probability in back-to-back games
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Costco bringing back the eagles Zubaz
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Ludacris and Sum 41 performing "Get Back" on Saturday Night Live (2004)
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Really wish we took the points
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ME AT THE START: the hat seems a bit performative ME AFTER THE SECOND LINE: the hat isn’t hardly big enough
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Preparing myself for the Phils to get no hit by a 7/11 cashier
Not too long ago, Ray Kerr was working at 7-Eleven and a movie theater thinking his baseball career was over. Now, Ray Kerr is the Braves Game 3 starter tonight. A story about resilience, gratitude and redemption. For free to read ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7555585…
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My friend Ken Ruckle took what could be one of the more insane sunset videos I’ve ever seen. This is over the bay behind Longport NJ tonight. 9/25/26 as our Nor’Easter closes in. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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On his way to sign a 72 month loan for a Subaru crosstrek
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Mephisto, by Joaquín Espalter y Rull, 1872, 📸 by Dan Mullan
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The Internet is undefeated.
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i just had andrew and tristan tate arrested in miami for wearing these outfits
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infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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folks, we’ve got an instant philadelphia legend here
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This is getting out of control
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Brain scans are revealing early dementia-like changes in kids and teens from heavy screen use. 60 Minutes Australia reported toddlers spending just 2–3 hours daily on devices already show abnormal white matter development. Teens averaging 6–8 hours display widened brain ridges and thinning in key areas — patterns that mirror early Alzheimer’s. Excessive screens appear to weaken neural pathways that normally strengthen through real-world movement, play, and face-to-face interaction. We’re also seeing the first IQ drops in recorded history, plus a nearly 400% rise in early-onset dementia signs among 35–44 year olds. Correlation, not proven causation — but devices are the major new variable. This is one of those reports that makes you rethink default habits. The convenience of screens is undeniable, but the potential long-term brain impacts on developing kids are hard to ignore. We may be unintentionally running a massive experiment on the next generation’s cognitive health. Are we underestimating the risks of heavy screen time, or is this concern overblown?
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