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South East Wales Border 😱🇬🇧
Joined September 2023
Good afternoon people of Twitterland. I hope everyone is staying safe from the weather today 💨🌧️
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Tony to my friends. retweeted
I’ve got this bloody thing again this morning ffs! Not even followed two people back! So how the hell has my limit has been reached! This is soooooo annoying and apologies to anyone I’ve been unable to follow back yet.
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Having a piece of chalk or the board rubber hurled at you from a great distance if you decided to play up in class !
What we need to bring back in schools. Compulsory cookery lessons. Needlework. Lessons in budgeting and managing your finances - we used to do this in Commerce and Accounts. Woodwork and metalwork. All these things are more useful than stuff like sociology they have now. Anything else?
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Good afternoon people of Twitterland.
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Tony to my friends. retweeted
A lost little barn owl that collapsed on deck after it was rescued 70 miles offshore has finally been released back into the wild. The bird, named 'Little Reg', tumbled into the sea three times before landing safely on a yacht where soldiers were taking part in the Royal Ocean Racing Club’s round-Britain race in August.⛵️ They radioed & were were met by a lifeboat crew off the Norfolk coast where the owl was taken ashore where he was initially looked after by folk from the Barn Owl Trust The process to transfer Reg boat-2-boat took strict co-ordination so as not to slow down the soldiers' race & the RSPCA Scarborough has released him back into the wild.🦉
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Tony to my friends. retweeted
I’m not going to bed until I get 12 more followers to get to 2k I’m tired. I’ve been ill the last few days. I need my pit. Please. Send me to bed 🛌 GO!
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I'd rather he didn't.....
What have we done to deserve this?
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A privet tree has gone over at the side of our house… it’s on councils property… It is jutting out across the pavement & into the road…. Phoned first thing, as of now, SFA has been done~ Labour run council 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Dinner this evening will consist of a 4 egg omelette containing oven roasted garlic, red onions, fresh steamed spinach, Cornish Cruncher cheese and mushrooms. My better half let me down by forgetting to purchase fresh red and green peppers to go in it too.
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Good morning people of Twitterland. It's a grey overcast day here today, but at least the rain of yesterday has stopped. I hope you're having a great Wednesday whatever you are doing. 🍂🐿️
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Harsh maybe, but definitely fair. I've nothing against coleslaw but it most definitely should not accompany the fish finger sandwich you destroyed with vinegar.
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You're completely missing the point. A fish finger sandwich with a side of coleslaw is wrong on every level. You even put vinegar on the fucking fish fingers ! A starving Biafran would turn down a dinner invitation from you. You need to shape up in the culinary department !
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You definitely have a coleslaw fetish !
First time trying a fish finger butty finished with sea salt malt vinegar and tomato ketchup also a side of creamy coleslaw. Strangely nice. SHAZAM ⚡👨🏻‍🍳😋
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Tony to my friends. retweeted
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They sound like absolutely horrible people not fit to care for any animal. I hope their next shit is a cactus.
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