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Someone just explained why I’m a chronic showerer and it makes so much sense. Everyone always tells me I’m weird when I say I take at least 2 showers a day but apparently it’s a sanctuary and safe space for my constantly overstimulated mind. And yea that definitely adds up. 😭🤣

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Why am I always sick 😭

Suki from 2Fast2Furious was hella fine dude I forgot all about her. If I ate 🐱 she’d be the first one on my list. 🥵

Would you guys judge me if I showed you my favorite “comfort shirt” that I wear when I’m depressed, sick, or any combo of the two? It’s practically a rag it has so many holes but it’s so soft I can’t let it go someone stop me. (It’s a sensory thing I can’t throw it away 😭)

I’m so sick I can’t wait to sleep all day tomorrow I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to a half day bed rot

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It makes me laugh every time I gotta get my UPass for the month and I have to whisper to the dude so no one hears me. Word travels real fast in the rural Deep South and I can’t have the whole town knowing I *gasp* smoke the devils lettuce. Lmao life is a trip here.