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the professor is glad that the reader could make some time in their schedule for him.

“heh. tickles.”

hulk is sitting down with a stray cat on his lap. he’s happy that at least not everything thinks he’s a monster.

PUNY BANNER GET HULK CLOTHES BUT CLOTHES ONE SIZE TOO SMALL FOR HULK

excellent. caffeine does not agree with. “just cream, please. can’t get my heart rate too high, y’know?”

coffee would be wonderful. does she have any decaf?

morning. bruce is tired.

“i’ll be with you in a second, [reader], juuust finishing up a quick experiment.”

hulk is sitting on a cliff with a bird on his shoulder. he’s going to enjoy the peace as long as he can. even if he knows it won’t be for all that long.

WHY HULK NOT IN TOKON BETA HULK FEEL LEFT OUT

HULK WEAR NEW OUTFIT

HULK… hulk can try. for betty.

“these days i only really scrap if i need to. think the doc would call that progress or sumthin’.” she should charge ‘em extra for being a school employee that fights dumb robots.

“nah, but back in th’ day i worked as an enforcer. was paid to go to specific people an’ punch them. or trash their place.” yeah, but he got a check for it. and a personal limo driver. and room service of many different varieties. much better than doing it for free like a chump.

“heh, maybe for you. i enjoy me a good scrap. made a livin’ offa it for a while.” something she should remind her x-friends about if they think to go after him again.

“yer the first not to swing me at the sight a’ me, so i figure y’ain’t that bad. or maybe yer just smarter than the others.” frankly, it’s miracle more people haven’t considering his size and build. not to mention the fact that he’s grey.

“yeah, you could say that. the name’s joe. joe fixit.” sometimes he forgets that most folks don’t know that he’s a part of the hulk system. or that there is a hulk system. “appreciate it. yer far less annoyin’ than the other x-dweebs i’ve met.”