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hang on, let me overthink this

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Joined May 2014
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Saying ‘this summer’s going to be a movie’ without specifying just for it to turn out to be Dune 2
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me wearing my expensive online purchases only to realize the horrifying void is still in me
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We're trying not to minimize achievements this year so hello world, my letter to the editor was published in the May 8 issue of the @NewYorker! As you can tell, I'm so thrilled I made my first meme about it. Thanks to the stellar reportage of @LarissaMacFarqu!
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You Belong With Me (Ghostface’s Version)
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“Born June 23, 1948” he needs to be put in a retirement home.
Following the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Justice Clarence Thomas writes that the Supreme Court should reconsider rulings that protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.
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I could easily overpower nine senior citizens
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Not Wordle, just Robin standing in the corner of the dance floor, watching you kiss her 🙎🏼‍♀️⬛️🟩⬛️🟩⬛️ ⬛️🟩⬛️👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼⬛️🟩 🟩⬛️🟩⬛️🟩⬛️ ⬛️🟩⬛️🟩⬛️🟩
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Got my gym time in today* *carried all 7 of my grocery bags to my apartment in one trip
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Forget the Spider-men, let Zendaya, Emma Stone, and Kirsten Dunst team up, you cowards
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Two weeks into a October like: Fall activities Seasonal depression
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I don’t know, seems pretty legit to me
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I miss the specific period of time in 2012 when Jennifer Lawrence starred in both Silver Linings Playbook and The Hunger Games but not a moment more
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Forget the Spider-men, let Zendaya, Emma Stone, and Kirsten Dunst team up, you cowards
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fuck it feral girl summer
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SHE DID NOT RELEASE A NEW ALBUM BUT TODAY WE WON
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she looks like she's about to yell mr. scheffield
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it was a hate crime. call it a hate crime. Stop Asian Hate (some resources below)
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