Jaywizzy

Who A&R’d this record ??? Nobody reviewed the lyrics or what?????

One of the reasons I don't get too drunk is cus I know I'm capable of spamming babes my beautifully crafted epon. It's so difficult hiding God's wonder under my boxers. The nurse responsible for the carving on my dick cap should be given a salary raise.

The worst mistake in a job is to demonstrate that you can do the work of three people

me realizing my coworkers have genuinely accepted this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i end up like them).

Do you guys say "MY mom" or "OUR mom" when talking to your siblings?

On my way back from church this evening, I came across a sacrifice on the road. I will eat it and nothing will happen, in the name of Jesus.

Which athlete' number is the most recognizable in sports history?

That's why we're all independent men. You don't have to be my echo chamber. If you call it hate - who am I to disagree? For if the ceiling of a man's comprehension has peaked at 30kb, what can the righteous do? I can't help you understand my message.

there is a church(atleast that i know of), that choose who their congregation marries, like they do not want you to marry outside of the church, and even inside the church, they choose who you marry, if you like someone else, they find a way to sabotage it and impose someone else

How do you stay in a long-distance relationship for four years without having any plans for the two of you to eventually be in the same place?

You hit record, nail the whole song, then realize the mic was muted the entire time. Comment your reaction with a Meme or GIF😂

Novak also lost. If you win tennis today, you be MERLIN😂😂

This is the same Musetti who lost to Arthur Fery btw…. if zverev loses here then idk anymore they are playing in our faces

my current job isn't that hard. the actual work is never the problem. the truly exhausting part is managing other people's feelings, egos, and insecurities just to get through the day.