Rick Prime

// dni: proship, darkship, rickorty

You got ace chemistry substitute money? 🤣

Thataboy! 😂

He's great at taste testing the acids in my stomach.

You're welcome, by the way! Ao3 wouldn't have been saved without me and my intellect

What can I say? With how pathetically passionate he is, it makes me want to pierce a bullet through his numb little skull.

I can't tell you unless you're him

It is hard having people rip off their underwear in front of me all the time, but you get used to it. Also it's you're*, you dumbass.

Is your dimensions code name C-137? I don't think so.

Nope! I wouldn't even take you if you were the universes smartest man. That's me by the way. 😂 also slit your throat so I can harvest your maggot infested insides.

Aw, tell me what happened? Did somebody hurt you before I could?

Hey buddy, love that smirk 😘

Odd, but it will work. Hear that @systemricks? That's how many poke sticks are going in you. We're gonna fry you like a little piggy.

// this is me

Ok, there we go. All better. 🙂

I'm wearing my pretty pink panties to bed, oo yikes, it's right up there 😳

No can do, I've got 12 Rick's and 12 jars of glue I'm going to stick into their anal cavities for tonight 👌 let that time continuum rip, I've got more pressing matters. #science

Wow, look at that! 🤤

Rip off your left testicle and then I will. If you're a woman still do the same thing 😂