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A Damned soul from another time. (Banner by Cysgod unig on Tiktok!) (pfp by https://xitter.gq/t.co/M5tIb2FvlA !)

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[Alyssa raised out of a coffin, looking more dead than ever. Her skin is pale, her eyes and clothing blood-red, now sporting fangs.] "I just say, what brings you here to disturb my beauty sleep? Especially at THIS time of hour." (Witch Medic, Vampire Crook Boss takes her place!)
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"op meta towers like accelerator and juggernaut"
AppleJack (@AppleJack0140) profile pictureAppleJack@AppleJack01405h
Tds players if YOU dare have fun instead of using op meta towers like accelerator and juggernaut
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Past the beginners, Cowboy, and some event towers, they CAN be used in duos/trios/squads and do good work, you're not forced to use the same 7 towers just because they're "meta". But this also DOESN'T mean to be a waste of space.
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I mean hell, you CAN use Farm (heavily depends on the gamemode). You CAN use C*ybow. Hell, you can even use a beginner tower like Slime trooper if needed. Just don't be fucking worthless.
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Commander TDS@bluenavycmdrman2h
They buffed detection duration that last for 1 minute btw You can deadass just use ace pilot for permanent hidden detection
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Rate the Macaroni and Cheese and Chicken tenders made in Culinary! 🤑🤑🤑
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Martyr@Martyr_FromTBB13h
( She drops her katana and kneels down at stagger and begins to cry ) May Cesus forgive me; for I had no choice. ( She picks up staggers body ) Il bring you somewhere safe..
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In memory of Stagger. (@5TABFR3NZ7) profile pictureIn memory of Stagger.@5TABFR3NZ714h
(She gasps as the blade pierces her heart) ...Mama...... (And then, Nothing.) (Stagger is dead.)
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Minors when it's time to post porn:
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Vampire Crook Boss (@itsShowtime2025) profile pictureVampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 29
Between shit like this and the porn posting, I thoroughly believe that TDStwt is unsalvageable.
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Greg Heffley@GregHeffley2011Oct 29
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"Lesbian....? "Yuri"....? I'm confused on what these mean...."
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*paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* kissing girls *paws at you* yuri *paws at you* yuri *paws at you* yuri *paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* lesbian *paws at you* you like kissing girls :3
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Why does Victorian's max render look so off compared to everyone else? Like, she's the only one that doesn't feel like it was taken in-game and instead is an actual render of what it should look like in-game.
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Between shit like this and the porn posting, I thoroughly believe that TDStwt is unsalvageable.
Vampire Crook Boss (@itsShowtime2025) profile pictureVampire Crook Boss@itsShowtime2025Oct 29
Shit like this genuinely makes me think that you're sub-human.
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Shit like this genuinely makes me think that you're sub-human.
pirate slasher & vigilante gladiator (@friedPotato2722) profile picturepirate slasher & vigilante gladiator@friedPotato2722Oct 29
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Default Cowboy and Default Minigunner in duo Hardcore🥹 Two Support towers and the only lead detection they have is Ranger, who only has lead at level 2🥹🥹 Not a singular piece of DPS in sight🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Commander TDS (@bluenavycmdrman) profile pictureCommander TDS@bluenavycmdrmanOct 28
A small rant
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Fun fact about Alyssa: Due to Alyssa's curse of 1,000 years of no dying, it gives her an insane regenerative capabilities. But it isn't anything like Wolverine's or Deadpool's where they can sustain a shitton of damage and just be fine in a couple of minutes, her regenerative-
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ANNNNDDDD Because I love all of my characters bullshit, all of her powers like transformation and stuff doesn't come from the curse, it all came from a witch who felt pity on her since her life fucking sucks and gave her those powers. She also made her kinda durable-
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So she doesn't just get bitch-slapped into rotting alone with a missing leg or head for months on end.
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