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Infinity Castle
Joined January 2025
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ғɪʀᴇᴋᴀɴᴍɪ ᴍ. 🍃 retweeted
Best feeling ever 💝,
This is how couples should stay when in house ,
Fortunately,this leads to baby making activities so do it 🤭🥰
ғɪʀᴇᴋᴀɴᴍɪ ᴍ. 🍃 retweeted
Scene never to be forgotten! 😂
How do you get a vibrator chilling in Ice ? 🧊 😂
ғɪʀᴇᴋᴀɴᴍɪ ᴍ. 🍃 retweeted
A hotel charged a woman $1,200 for damages she hadn’t caused. But when she asked to see the CCTV footage, the manager suddenly refused to show it.
Woman: “You’re charging me $1,200 for a broken television?”
Hotel Manager: “Yes, ma’am. The television was working perfectly before you checked in.”
Woman: “I never touched that television. I barely even watched it.”
Hotel Manager: “Our maintenance team confirmed it was damaged during your stay.”
ғɪʀᴇᴋᴀɴᴍɪ ᴍ. 🍃 retweeted
Client: “I need a website for my business. How much?”
Designer 1: “I usually charge $1,000, but I can do it for $700.”
Client: “That’s a bit steep. Can you do $500?”
Designer 1: “Okay, $500 works.”
The client paid, got a basic website, and never saw a single sale from it.
Six months later, the same client reached out to Designer 2.
Client: “I need a new website. My last one didn’t work. How much?”
Designer 2: “$5,000.”
Client: “$5,000?! The last guy charged me $500.”
Designer 2: “And how much money did that $500 website make you?”
Client: “Nothing.”
