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j k rowling may be joseph goebbels reincarnate, but i defy you to show me a funnier scene in all of movie history than daniel radcliffe cradling dobby's limp naked muppet body
jeremy wade: there are simply no more river monsters to find
11 foot long white sturgeon:
A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia.
It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon.
It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds.
The fish was tagged and released.
Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
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Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.
According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.
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Major reason I can’t stand most prequel critics because they treat George like a bumbling retard because the characters “talk weird” when most filmmakers could never do this kind of visual callbacks and circular storytelling with imagery across multiple films
hnnngg, colonel, im trying to win the tripple crown, but im dummy thick and the clap of my asscheeks keeps SLOWING ME DOWN
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Did You Know: Jagar Tharn replaced Uriel Septim VII for an entire decade? This period, known as the Imperial Simulacrum, saw rapid and irreparable damage to the Empire from his extremely destructive tax policies, neglect leading to countless wars between the Empire's vassals, political oppression, and general mismanagement. It is still unknown why he did any of this.
dagult neverember as open lord of waterdeep for absolutely no reason:
Did You Know: Jagar Tharn replaced Uriel Septim VII for an entire decade? This period, known as the Imperial Simulacrum, saw rapid and irreparable damage to the Empire from his extremely destructive tax policies, neglect leading to countless wars between the Empire's vassals, political oppression, and general mismanagement. It is still unknown why he did any of this.
im ngl i thought this was unique to bagel bite because pumpkin and pepper smell like Animal™ while he smells like flowers and soap
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"So yeah, that's probably the greatest human we ever produced as a species."
[9 foot tall Ork Warboss across from me, crying tears of shame and rage]: "IF ME AN' MA BRAVE BOYZ WERE DERE WE WOULDA AVENGED 'IM - LENIN WAS PROPA ORKY!!!"
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a woman without a penis is like an angel without a penis. a trans woman with wings is like an angel with wings. a turtle is a friend
