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College professor (Philosophy), lover of books and Paris and laughter. Not a fan of death, smugness or Twitter.

Chicago, Paris, St. Paul.
Joined May 2015
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Paint Touches is officially a *bit* excited! #mubb
Apropos of Evan and Bart's love of #mubb, I decided to do a shallow dive of Marquette's recent starts to show that you shouldn't put much, if any stock, into 2 buy-game wins. Turns out it's a tad more indicative than I thought. painttouches.com/2026/11/09/…
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Was I hoping the pod was out this morning? You know I was! I do understand life, so will wait *patiently* for it to come out. #mubb
Programming note: the Scrambled Eggs pod will be delayed a day or two this week (life gets in the way... you know how it is). But we'll record soon and get the pod out to you before the Michigan game on Wednesday. #mubb @CrackedSidewlks @mooof23
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DePaul lands at 40 in Andy’s first rankings of the year ⬇️
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Two teams with a dominant first week that I think are legit and need more respect: LSU - Now ranked #14 at EvanMiya.com. A lot of really talented dudes on this team. Marquette - Now up to 18th. Just obliterated their first two opponents, which not everyone can do.
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Risers and Fallers from the first week in the Big East - Xavier and Marquette lead the way, with DePaul at the bottom, per @EvanMiya
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#mubb Big Week! My castles are absolutely in the air, and these guys are absolutely building the foundations under them. 💙💛💙💛
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I dream of a world where the LOL disappears and it's March. #mubb
#1 team in the nation #MUBB LOL
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Our updated College Basketball power rankings after one week of play 🔥
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Wednesday is my birthday, and my family has noticed the fact that my list of dream gifts is...basketball centered. The only thing I REALLY want for my birthday, though, is #mubb victory over Michigan.
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The top 40 teams in CBB, via Torvik, using ONLY week 1 data (no preseason) 1 Marquette 2 Duke 3 Illinois 4 LSU 5 Kansas 6 UCLA 7 Oklahoma St 8 Vanderbilt 9 Michigan St 10 Houston 11 Texas 12 UConn 13 App State 14 Ole Miss 15 Florida 16 TCU 17 Boise St 18 Virginia 19 St John’s 20 Xavier 21 Richmond 22 Georgetown 23 Baylor 24 Wright State 25 West Virginia 26 Syracuse 27 Texas Tech 28 George Washington 29 Nebraska 30 BYU 31 Florida St 32 Texas A&M 33 Gonzaga 34 Saint Louis 35 Iowa 36 Nevada 37 Rhode Island 38 Minnesota 39 Virginia Tech 40 Tulsa
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💥 Updated Big East KenPom Rankings
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Philly 'Kristallnacht' protests at Jewish-owned businesses drowned out, shouted down by huge crowds trib.al/wB2X1au
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In which I come out swinging against Canvas. Canvas is why students prefer AI to their professors, and I don't blame them one bit. hollisrobbinsanecdotal.subst…
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Went from #34 on KenPom to enter the season, to #25 after tonight. Onto Ann Arbor. #mubb
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I’ve gone from being terrified to play Michigan and Missouri to being excited and eager to play Michigan and Missouri. This car has wheels and a sweet engine; let’s take it on the highway for a ride! #mubb
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Marquette moves to 9th on defense and 45th on offense on Kenpom. Looking forward to Michigan. #mubb
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