Emily Nerad (@itsemilybeth) profile picture

creative marketing consultant. carb monger. crime television enthusiast.

LA
Joined January 2012
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Hey @FedEx what is going on here? Attempting to be home for a package to be delivered, these are the texts I’ve received:
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Now I’m attempting to track down the package - it’s a rug, so probably too big to fit in my car, and def too heavy for me to carry. I’ve been told it’s going to be held at the Arcadia station. 3/
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The number I was given for that station rings and rings before hanging up on me. I finally got transferred to someone there by calling the main support line. She said she would call the driver and call me back. Still nothing. @FedEx can someone help??
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Emily Nerad retweeted
RT if you've had a dream where you realize you're not wearing a mask. Starting to see a trend.
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Hello to my four twitter followers. I come to you with an ask. If you’ve got any pennies left in your pocket after investing in as many anti-racist charities as possible, consider donating to my Miry’s List fundraiser: give.miryslist.org/TeamEmily
Hey @WINC why am I getting texts like this when you can’t even fulfill my 6 bottle order? I NEED WINE TO SURVIVE THE Q
Hey @latimes why is important info regarding coronavirus in our city still being kept behind a paywall? Seems like this would be necessary for everyone to have access to.
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For the record literally no one has ever called it a holiday tree
Dear Scott: I’m a Jew and my son really wants a tree. If we celebrate a secular Christmas, but we don’t talk about Jesus, and we also light some candles and do Hanukkah stuff, then what’s the ruling? Don’t wanna offend any white gentile guys. Y’all have been through enough!
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I hate Scott Walker the most.
Packers are 7-1 with only low round picks or undrafteds at receiver and running back.
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You know a protest is legit when it’s 100% white men in suits
I haven't seen this many white men upset since Limp Bizkit broke up
Hands down the most normal thing I’ve ever read in my life
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Emily Nerad retweeted
Read this thread...
Something funny is going on in these comments.
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CALL YA LATER is somehow the least embarrassing bit of this letter
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