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For a Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic.

Joined September 2019
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POV A Good Boye Is Happy To See You!
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TY-RIN (@GothamCityGoon) profile picture
TY-RIN
@GothamCityGoon2h
Fairs habibi
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainment3h
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed (D) wins Michigan Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
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Herbo (@ManLikeGinola) profile picture
Herbo@ManLikeGinola4h
We’re turning YOU trans at midnight
Matt Van Swol (@mattvanswol) profile pictureMatt Van Swol
@mattvanswol5h
Holy crap… It really is a Blue tsunami, this is horrifying.
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LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Herbo (@ManLikeGinola) profile pictureHerbo@ManLikeGinola4h
We’re turning YOU trans at midnight
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hasanabi (@hasanthehun) profile picture
hasanabi
@hasanthehun6h
we are putting asmongold in prison
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OTF J.R (@TheLifeUvJr) profile picture
OTF J.R@TheLifeUvJr2h
Hope that bitch knows Tagalog!!!
That Blame Guy (@ImToBlame) profile pictureThat Blame Guy@ImToBlame3h
What’s next for Nicki Minaj?
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @CindyM0on
La Coochie Versace (@CoochieReloaded) profile pictureLa Coochie Versace
@CoochieReloaded3h
Greg Abbott trying to stop the count at the polls:
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La Coochie Versace (@CoochieReloaded) profile picture
La Coochie Versace
@CoochieReloaded3h
Greg Abbott trying to stop the count at the polls:
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Sam “Octane” Larew (@OctaneSam) profile picture
Sam “Octane” Larew
@OctaneSam5h
Dude I’m blued outta my fkn MIND
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abby govindan (@abbygov) profile picture
abby govindan@abbygov3h
Greg Abbott tomorrow we come for your arms
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Anti (@antipiker) profile pictureAnti@antipiker3h
greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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Anti (@antipiker) profile picture
Anti@antipiker3h
greg abbott wheelchair at midnight
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soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) profile picture
soul nate@MNateShyamalan3h
WOKE 3 ITS HAPPENING
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connor (@ConnorEatsPants) profile picture
connor
@ConnorEatsPants3h
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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Kurt, etc. (@Kurt_A_Eff) profile picture
Kurt, etc.@Kurt_A_Eff4h
If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Alterraun⚡ (@Hockfan445) profile picture
Alterraun⚡@Hockfan4455h
MAGA FC don't run
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Carter Donnick (@CDonnick1) profile picture
Carter Donnick@CDonnick14h
Woke:
brandon* (@brndxix) profile picturebrandon*
@brndxix6h
i want pat mcafee fired by midnight @espn
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Chris (@Chris_ApTx) profile picture
Chris
@Chris_ApTx5h
YOU BETTER LOCK THEM WHEELS AND DONT MOVE @GregAbbott_TX
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Herbo (@ManLikeGinola) profile picture
Herbo@ManLikeGinola2h
Colby Covington got tapped in like 30 seconds by a Mexican-American earlier TODAY and then has to watch the Republicans get BLITZED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Rest in shit to all these conservative dicksuckers
Bird Law Expert 🇺🇦 (@RealBirdLawyer) profile pictureBird Law Expert 🇺🇦@RealBirdLawyer5h
there’s no person on earth having a worse week than Harrison Butker
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Herbo (@ManLikeGinola) profile picture
Herbo@ManLikeGinola3h
We’re going to bury your dog in the pet sematary and let it get it’s revenge
Kristi Noem (@KristiNoem) profile pictureKristi Noem
@KristiNoem4h
Larry Kudlow is correct. We were too successful the first year of the Trump administration.
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monty (@monty_avo) profile picture
monty
@monty_avo4h
GREG ABBOTT YOUR TIME IS UP HOT WHEELS
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