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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious30 Jan 2016

A lady in the streets, cookie crumbs in my sheets~

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Sal Capaccio 🏈

@SalSports22 Mar 2023

Ed Oliver has passed Stefon Diggs for top Cryptic Tweeter/IG on the Bills roster. – at Buffalo, NY

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious1 May 2020

Remember when Rob Kardashian had a clothing line of socks?

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Step Out Buffalo@StepOutBFLO17 Dec 2019

*everyone in Buffalo*

Ryan Mura@RyanMura11 Dec 2019

me when i see ice chunks on the bottom of my car

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@netflix5 Dec 2019

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious22 Nov 2019

The only men who wear turtlenecks are serial killers. That’s just science.

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Sabretooth@Sabretooth_NHL11 Oct 2019

All. The. Feels. 🥰 #Sabres50

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Keaton Patti@KeatonPatti29 Jul 2019

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious17 Jul 2019

The circle of life is sitting your parents down to give them the same talk they gave you about MySpace but about Facebook

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ari@technicoluor30 May 2019

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious28 Apr 2019

There are two types of people in this world: those who spell it “doughnuts” and those who spell it “donuts”

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious28 Mar 2019

Shouts out to all the boys who liked us in the early 2000’s - u the real MVPs

you're[still]single@itsthatobvious13 Mar 2019

Is it really dinner if you don’t stand in your kitchen for 20 minutes scrolling Twitter first?

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@realsambee27 Feb 2019

All these men should smile more. #CohenTestimony

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious27 Feb 2019

Never trust a guy whose Instagram is full of selfies.

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Cameron Esposito@cameronesposito21 Feb 2019

oh my god congratulations

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious18 Feb 2019

A cupcake a day keeps the wedding away~

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kelpy 🐌@kelp_b7 Feb 2019

when i was 16 a boy told me I was too ugly to date and then he got west nile virus

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zzzZZZZzzzzzZ@zoewhiite2 Feb 2019

now THIS is the kind of content I like to see

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious17 Dec 2018

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just googling how to do stuff

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious2 Jan 2019

Do you ever dread something so much that you’ll do anything to avoid it? Like, for example, staging and hosting a 15 minute photo shoot with your plants that includes multiple props lighting scenarios and guest appearances by your cat?

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you're[still]single@itsthatobvious4 Jan 2019

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