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@itzkelpp

18 he/him very secret account duuuval

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Joined July 2020
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ok fuck it whatever I'll probably kill myself if this flops
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i get to have my first legal alcohol drink in a week.... do i dare get crossfaded
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Just watched project x Kinda makes me glad I talked to literally nobody at school
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Fuck dude I couldve done a castiel costume.. aw well
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The RAM I purchased 18 months ago has SEPTUPLED (7x) in price since then. What costed me $440 would now cost YOU $3,000 Personally, I think Sam Altman's body should be put to better use inside of a Brazen Bull
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i think one of my biggest pet peeves is hearing people talk with food in their mouth like genuinely shut up until youre done its so nasty
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Fuck it very last minute "costume" of snorlax Not a professional photographer in any capacity
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just watched the resident evil movie
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Just remembered when like 10 onlyfans models got exposed for being major pieces of shit
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Jéssica Camargo (@CamargoJes83987) profile pictureJéssica Camargo@CamargoJes83987Oct 29
buceta raspadinha tem que ser comida NO MESMO DIA pq no dia seguinte vira um cacto
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nigga couldn’t wait to suckle that baby dick
Rabbi Shmuley (@RabbiShmuley) profile pictureRabbi Shmuley
@RabbiShmuleyOct 30
First thing I did upon seeing my first ever twin grandsons was to give them the Biblical blessing
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Bro you cannot pull the racism card over this
fai (@faiii65) profile picturefai@faiii65Oct 30
persona fans when the music is made by BLACK
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@ScrambledFazOct 30
Underground rapper "Bleood" unfortunately released his new album KILL YOUR IDOLS with the cover inspired by Shin Megami Tensei IF If you value your ears, only look at the cover and don't listen to the music
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? just blatantly not sophia
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i could never live in the uk cause wym "bbw facesitting" is now outlawed and foot smother too
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They’re calling it “must-miss tv”
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@nbcsnlOct 29
SATURDAY!!! 🎃 Inde Navarrette hosts with musical guest Gracie Abrams!
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🚨 INSANE CRASH $940 BILLION has been wipedout from US stocks at market open today. AI trade is breaking....
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KID’S HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SON’S BAG AFTER TRICK OR TREATING AND FOUND A KYLE KUZMA JERSEY IN THERE
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You dont get a car with only 1 seat cause you wont have passengers Fuck is this idiot saying
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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jacob@FUCK6ROct 29
i was 12 running Destiny raids with 30 yr olds
dasha (@blubewii) profile picturedasha@blubewiiOct 26
yeah no.
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