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I like thinking about how a fox jumping over a dog could never know that that situation uses every letter of the latin alphabet. It makes me see my most mundane activities differently. Like maybe "the tall man overcooked the basmati rice" is a pangram in the language E.T. speaks
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A lib that I sent back in time to the 17th century New Netherland colony talking to a Dutch colonist: yeah so in 2026 the leader of this country is an orange man and--
Dutchman: mijn god... een oranje man...
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Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.
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To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey.
We male sex. We
complex. We
fake horse. We
off course. We
sail long. We
hear song. We
pig crew. We
home soon.
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guy who calls New York City “occupied Dutch land” and calls Flushing “Vlissingen” and Bushwick “Bushwijk”
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Did you know 💭❓The "Dutch Angle" shot, wherein the camera is tilted horizontally on its axis, creating an unnerving, odd scene composition, is named this way because Dutch people are strange and off-putting
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my easter bunny chocolate is lowkey serving baelor targaryen post-trial realness
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This generation was the first to be raised on ASOIAF:
Sansa taught us pedophilia is bad
Tyrion taught us rapists are people too
Dany taught us Monarcho-Maoism is real
Jon taught us sex is awesome
Melisandre taught us human sacrifice is good
And I wouldn’t have it any other way
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the very slim, kind of unreal but just hopeful enough possibility that one day george rr martin will finish a song of ice and fire
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chappell roan being a redhead and accused of being mean to children? close enough welcome back catelyn stark






























