isabel t. | 🇨🇳🇵🇹| amsterdam logic | 24

columbia, MO
Joined August 2020
miss missouri retweeted
I like thinking about how a fox jumping over a dog could never know that that situation uses every letter of the latin alphabet. It makes me see my most mundane activities differently. Like maybe "the tall man overcooked the basmati rice" is a pangram in the language E.T. speaks
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miss missouri retweeted
‘Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses’ was released 20 years ago today.
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miss missouri retweeted
A lib that I sent back in time to the 17th century New Netherland colony talking to a Dutch colonist: yeah so in 2026 the leader of this country is an orange man and-- Dutchman: mijn god... een oranje man...
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That kid Messi breastfed move like a damn gazelle!!!!!
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miss missouri retweeted
Conservative Odyssey viewer: Greece is whites only 😡😡😡 Normal Odyssey viewer: Fuck I love popcorn so much oh my god
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miss missouri retweeted
“odyssey this” “odyssey that” u odyssey a therapist
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miss missouri retweeted
حسه ان الارجنتين هتصعد
حسه المكسيك والبرازيل هيصعدو بس معنديش دليل
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miss missouri retweeted
Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.
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miss missouri retweeted
when it gets to 2pm and the €18 cocktails start whispering to me like this
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miss missouri retweeted
To settle a troublesome discourse, I have provided here the most faithful and poetic possible translation of the beginning of the Odyssey. We male sex. We complex. We fake horse. We off course. We sail long. We hear song. We pig crew. We home soon.
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guy who calls New York City “occupied Dutch land” and calls Flushing “Vlissingen” and Bushwick “Bushwijk”
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Did you know 💭❓The "Dutch Angle" shot, wherein the camera is tilted horizontally on its axis, creating an unnerving, odd scene composition, is named this way because Dutch people are strange and off-putting
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miss missouri retweeted
Year 23 is no joke…you’ll hit your lowest of lows
I wonder if other 23 year olds are going through a lot too
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miss missouri retweeted
my easter bunny chocolate is lowkey serving baelor targaryen post-trial realness
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miss missouri retweeted
tweets from 1776
oh boston common is full with no kings protesters
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This generation was the first to be raised on ASOIAF: Sansa taught us pedophilia is bad Tyrion taught us rapists are people too Dany taught us Monarcho-Maoism is real Jon taught us sex is awesome Melisandre taught us human sacrifice is good And I wouldn’t have it any other way
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the very slim, kind of unreal but just hopeful enough possibility that one day george rr martin will finish a song of ice and fire
gun to your head name a reason to live
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miss missouri retweeted
chappell roan being a redhead and accused of being mean to children? close enough welcome back catelyn stark
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miss missouri retweeted
lying awake at night: Everything is a torture tool against me, i get killed 10x a day. Im Satan sitting at my desk in the morning: I better have 2-3 more coffeine so i can blast off
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