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BREAKING: “Meatball” Ron DeSantis’ presidential chances fade fast as former colleagues step forward to expose him — former Republican Rep. David Trott says he “sat right next” to DeSantis for two years on a committee and he “never said a single word,” is a “very arrogant guy,” and he’s an “asshole” who never “cares about people.” RT TO EXPOSE MEATBALL RON!

BREAKING: District Attorney Alvin Bragg hits back HARD at Rep. Jim Jordan for trying to "undermine an active investigation and ongoing New York criminal case" with "harassment and intimidation" after Republicans subpoena a prosecutor as payback for Donald Trump's indictment — DA Bragg says that the MAGA "abuse of power" will "not deter" his office from their "duty to uphold the law." RT IF YOU STAND WITH ALVIN BRAGG!

HUGE BREAKING NEWS: For 20 years, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas has been breaking the law by accepting travel on private jets and visits to private resorts via superyacht from a Republican megadonor — and failed to report any of it on his financial disclosures, raising the obvious suggestion that he was being bribed to hand down Republican court rulings. RT TO DEMAND THAT HE BE IMPEACHED!

BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is suspended from Twitter for a week after once again violating the website's rules — she is known for regularly spreading racism, transphobia, and defending the terroristic actions of the Jan. 6th insurrectionists. RT IF YOU WANT HER BANNED FROM TWITTER FOR GOOD!

BREAKING: A QAnon follower is arrested on felony charges after setting up insane tripwire booby traps at her house that triggered an explosive device that injured a door-to-door salesman. RT IF YOU THINK THAT WE NEED A FEDERAL TASK FORCE TO HANDLE QANON!

BREAKING: Bombshell new investigation discovers that over a dozen "donors" who contributed to George Santos' 2020 campaign do not exist and some of their addresses are not even real places — suggesting the possibility of criminal behavior. RT TO DEMAND A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION!