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Disappointed in the loss but not even remotely disappointed in @BoilerBall tonight. Matt Painter and the #Boilermakers are the kind of basketball we can be proud of. Great job to @UConnHuskies and their incredible guards tonight!
The July truck sales events commercials make me kinda lol, advertising a new truck for $1,000 off when we all know that 1) there are ~17 new trucks total available to buy right now across the US b/c of chip shortages and 2) the ones they have are going for at least 5k over MSRP
BMW owners in America: “Gonna grab a latte at Starbucks and be back in time for this zoom call to go over these CapEx requests.”
BMW owners in Ukraine 🇺🇦: “Gonna swing by Starbucks for another box of belted ammo and be back in time for the invasion.”
youtu.be/b3mDVqjoWA8
This guy rolling up to a Russian tank that ran out of gas (lol Russian oil) and jokingly offering to tow them back to Russia is legendary 🇺🇦. youtu.be/14gVDF2b1vA
My 6 year old: “Daddy, do you like meat?”
Me: “Um, sure, I guess so. I like cheeseburgers a lot.”
6yo: “We should go to Arby’s.”
Me: “Why’s that, bud?”
6yo: “Because they have all the meats.”
Probably need to dial back the TV time at my house.
It’s 75 and sunny in Atlanta today, so I’m (badly) learning to fly cast in my backyard. Happy Boxing Day, y’all.
