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John Murphy

@jack_murph

In 08’ I rolled a perfect game in kickball, it’s all been downhill from there.

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Joined December 2010
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@BarstoolTrent5 Nov 2022
If the human race leaves behind one artifact about our existence, I vote this video. xitter.gq/okdcfc/status/15885668…
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@BarstoolBigCat24 Jul 2020
Hat of the Day
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@KariByron14 Jul 2020
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@BigSeanQ_14 Apr 2020
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Due your part to Blue Up The Vote at BlueUpTheVote.com. Together, we can Blue Up The Vote. Together.
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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. #success #tuesdayMotivation
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2:30 a.m. — Wake up 3:15 a.m. — Breakfast and meditate. 3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout. 5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal. 6 a.m. — Shower and steam. 7:30 a.m. — Golf/tennis/Ski (Depends on where I am). 8 a.m. — Morning coffee, Read WSJ.
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The one thing in life you can control is your effort! #success
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Is this link broken? I couldn’t open it? Does it work for anybody? Is it my internet? Anybody? @ClayTravis celebritynetworth.com/riches…
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Barstool Sports by me and @bradfordevans
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eli yudin@eliyudin18 Nov 2019
Me high looking at myself in the security camera at CVS
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@KFCBarstool7 Oct 2019
This is, unequivocally, without a doubt, the most Masshole moment of all time. The greatest drunk argument ever at Lee Chen’s in Southie. “I do have hayh! I just got a hayhcut!”
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"Antonio Brown is a bad person, a bad human and we want no part of him. We have 6 Super Bowls, we don't need him." - @stoolpresidente
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I spent way too much time putting together this video of Alex Trebek saying the word "genre," so now you have to RT it. Sorry, I don't make the rules
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@mannyfidel12 Sep 2019
who's seen The Newsroom? Is the whole show this bad xitter.gq/devtesla/status/113210…
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Say what you will about the #GameOfThronesFinale, the John Hughes homage was a bold choice to end on.
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Ending the night with @AdamSandler's tribute to Chris Farley. 💌 #SNL
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