Jack Fernandez / What if the joke is on you? https://xitter.cf/t.co/eioNPWxzhu

United State of Jamerica
Joined January 2015
Welcome to the stupid show
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I kissed a girl and I liked it
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I sent you to Vegas with a pocket full of paper and a with no ultimatums on you I thought “what could seperate us?” But it just seemed like Vegas brought the player out of you
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I lowkey need this
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Omg ur like a hater
How we looking? Any additions?
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And Eve was weak. Eve was weak. Eve was weak! Say it, woman!
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If we get this remastered in its highest possible quality in 2027 that is confirmation the Jack Fernandez agenda is taking effect
im literally begging for this to be released on the 20th anniversary reissue
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Why is everyone putting “Tommy” so low on their Ken Russell film rankings? I’m gettin angry
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My estate sale will be a hard ticketed event. $25 to even enter and there will be a holders fee if you go and buy and nothing
The depressing part is that most families who inherit your stuff will sell these for $3 a piece at an estate sale. Not fun to think about but you can actually set up rules for your own estate sale in your Will. The more you know.
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You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout cookie!
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I love standing up for myself
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mikaela shiffrin I’m so sorry
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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Pussycat Dolls “Beep” ... the way they misconstructed and redefined what it meant to convey and obtain the concupiscent anomalistic clearance showing us that idiosyncratic is ebulliently inevitable while simultaneously substantiating the superiority of women
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Jack Fernandez News And Updates retweeted
Britney Spears listening to “Piece of Me” in her car on the day Blackout dropped in 2007
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Lindsay Lohan in a super hero photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar, 2008
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