Jack Faulkner

Here they are, the kits, flags and dinosaurs (or other prehistoric creatures) of the nations of Euro 2024! #euro2024 #paleoart

Have hopped over to Bluesky and it’s nice, nice in a way that Twitter isn’t. Name on there is jafa22.

Twitter is dying, it seems. I’ve gone and joined Bluesky. Hoping it gets past the stage Threads got stuck in, which was just talking about Twitter and Threads.

Gary Lineker not presenting MOTD, I’ll get used to. Him not presenting the World Cups or Euros will be very odd to start with.

The graphics are good but the game *looks* horrible to me. Something really off putting about it.

Spent quite a while wondering how Buttler got his gloves off and moved to his left so quickly.

This image from the flooding that swept two small boys away in Spain has destroyed me.

Every Christmas advert has sounded the same for the last 10 years. Like they are running out of time and have to play the whole festive song but really quickly.

“Oh yeah, we can watch this Lord Lucan thing, why not? - me, an hour ago. “WE’LL CATCH THIS RAT BASTARD IF IT KILLS ME” -me, on the plane to Mozambique, now.

Got to say, well done to the USA for managing to do something so shit that people are nostalgic for the year 2020.

I reckon that if you said to Trump that he can only win elections when it’s against a woman it would cut him deep in his soul, like Marty McFly being called chicken. Honestly, I think if you time it right in the next 4 years it will bring on the inevitable heart attack.

JK Rowling having to use an AI image of a swan for her twitter header because real swans don’t want to have anything to do with her.

The Wheel not having a winner has ruined my weekend.

Doodled 9 kingfishers from around the world because they are just brilliant birds, aren’t they?

This can’t be right, the cricket experts of twitter have been telling us that England are hopeless?

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So sad seeing the clips of Man Utd’s next manager, looking so happy and fulfilled at Sporting. We are going to watch his spirit get crushed for the next two years and there’s nothing we can do.

Completed Neva last night. It is a truly beautiful game. @ConradRoset

The episode of Grand Designs tonight with the couple looking back at 25 years of life was lovely.

That fucking eBay advert with the music suddenly bursting out halfway through is the worst advert on at the moment.

There’s not many really good goalkeepers anymore, is there?