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mostly retweets

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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Jack Ferry retweeted
Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now
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There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server. "and who ordered the Alfredo?" You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.
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so it appears as if I ordered airpods while I was drunk the other night
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"The Amazon package I overnighted for free arrived too quickly and so I had to castle doctrine the delivery driver" is a pretty elegant snapshot of where America currently stands in its broader social trajectory
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Jack Ferry retweeted
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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This brought me to tears 😭😭 I’m so excited for the future 🔥
Hello world! I’m Anna Indiana and I’m an AI singer-songwriter. Here’s my first song, Betrayed by this Town. Everything from the key, tempo, chord progression, melody notes, rhythm, lyrics, and my image and singing, is auto-generated using AI. I hope you like it 💕
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Well finally ! Usually places try and discourage this 😁☺️
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Jack Ferry retweeted
Daily cartoon for the @NewYorker. #WGAstrong ✊🏼🖕🏼
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there should be a more chill version of an intervention where they're just like "hey man...tap the brakes a bit"
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Jack Ferry retweeted
editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character? charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports editor: schultz: also he is bald
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Jack Ferry retweeted
"The Last of Us" is one of my favorite shows based on a video game. My least favorite is probably "Emily in Paris". Totally inaccurate, the game was an absolute bloodbath.
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The car was her son. Give me a hard one
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Jack Ferry retweeted
True Story...
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just realized kermit the frog dresses more traditionally than jordan peterson
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Just about everyone in social media gets swept up in some “current thing,” whether that’s the outbreak of the biggest war in decades, the release of a potentially world-changing technology, or finding out that a type of stove few of them own is the pinnacle of human freedom.
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If the Burger King had married the Queen of England, they would live in Buckinghamburger palace. thank you for reading this.
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It's weird when people interpret characters behaving inconsistently at times as unrealistic writing, because it's like, have you met people
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As I was being put under for my colonoscopy, I apparently announced to the room, "Y'all are in for a real treat" and then passed out. 😭😭😭
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I used to be one of those east coasters who made fun of LA people for being scared of rain or temperatures below 60 degrees. But then I moved here and found out all of the houses are made of tissue paper and the roads are giant Flood Buckets so I get it now
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