Jack Ferry retweeted
Am I high or is this air conditioner unit stargazing with her legs out the window right now
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There's a bit of sadness when you're at a restaurant and the food isn't delivered by Your Server.
"and who ordered the Alfredo?"
You don't know us at all. Jenny would know. Jenny would know who ordered the Alfredo.
Jack Ferry retweeted
"The Amazon package I overnighted for free arrived too quickly and so I had to castle doctrine the delivery driver" is a pretty elegant snapshot of where America currently stands in its broader social trajectory
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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This brought me to tears 😭😭 I’m so excited for the future 🔥
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Daily cartoon for the @NewYorker. #WGAstrong ✊🏼🖕🏼
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there should be a more chill version of an intervention where they're just like "hey man...tap the brakes a bit"
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editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character?
charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports
editor:
schultz: also he is bald
Jack Ferry retweeted
"The Last of Us" is one of my favorite shows based on a video game. My least favorite is probably "Emily in Paris". Totally inaccurate, the game was an absolute bloodbath.
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Just about everyone in social media gets swept up in some “current thing,” whether that’s the outbreak of the biggest war in decades, the release of a potentially world-changing technology, or finding out that a type of stove few of them own is the pinnacle of human freedom.
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If the Burger King had married the Queen of England, they would live in Buckinghamburger palace. thank you for reading this.
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It's weird when people interpret characters behaving inconsistently at times as unrealistic writing, because it's like, have you met people
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As I was being put under for my colonoscopy, I apparently announced to the room, "Y'all are in for a real treat" and then passed out. 😭😭😭































