Jacob Abbe (@jacobabbe) header
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Joined November 2009
I may not have won the lottery, but I hit the jackpot with this one
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I wonder if my crops are still alive on FarmVille
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The real question is, who’s showing up to grands with boxing gloves 🧐
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As you can see my dad is just as happy as we are about catching the bouquet AND the garter
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You’re perfect.... in every way ❤️
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Trying to unfold my girlfriends shirts is easily harder than any puzzle I’ve ever done in my life 🙄
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Was chillin with my ladies and then this random girl came out of nowhere and asked to take a picture with me 🙄 #cockblocking
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Get me liquored up and I’ll fight a ghost
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I adore you... very much so ❤️
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So @kinggeorgia_ and I got a cactus and his names Carl Curtis
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Just saw a dude rocking a yacht master, in a tux, driving a hammered 99 civic
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I’m so fucking happy
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I wonder if dogs pee in the pool just like humans do 🤔
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Replying to @kinggeorgia_
@kinggeorgia_ you guys are just flippin’ cute 😘❤️😍
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If I ever make it big, this is the only song I’ll be playing everyday
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Let me make you mine
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