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semi-retired tweeter

Unceded Algonquin Territory
Joined June 2014
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toad getting 12th place in mario kart
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Send Dalot to the Moon, I’ve seen enough!!!
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Manchester United might be the worst club in the world. U10 boys could probably beat this team
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If you vote in a gymnasium they should let you hoop while you wait!!!
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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Lula of Brazil at a steelworkers union event in 1977.
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As I Return.
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looking back at the other corgis is crazy
Put the league on notice. Halftime MVP: BANANA 🐾
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Man City’s lawyer winning 1 out of the 115 charges
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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Downloading the Rogers Victoria International Airport app so I can subscribe to a Telus Health seat for 50,000 Optimum Points while I wait in Loblaws Hall for my baggage to show up on the Cohere Carousel because I wouldn’t fork over my Tim Hortons Rewards to get priority baggage
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JUST IN🚨: Colombia bans all new oil and mining in its Amazon rain-forest. The protected area is the size of Sweden and covers 42% of the country.
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The best time to plant trees in anticipation of hotter summers was 20 years ago. The next best time is today.
Colombia reduced temperatures by 5°C by planting 880,000 trees along the streets of its cities.
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Jacob retweeted
I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.
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Well well well 😂
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Jacob retweeted
It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭
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When Scottie Barnes genuinely broke the 4th wall after not getting the foul😭😭
I’m not even exaggerating, this NBA season was the funniest season ever 😭😭😭
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Jacob retweeted
Have I just seen a patriotic goose 😭😭😭 This Mexico content has been insane 👏🤣
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He is only 33 years old. This is the biggest moment of his career. He’s probably been waiting for it for months. But who will talk about it? There are 48 teams, hundreds of players, and representatives from all over the world. Who will finally speak up?
Somali referee Omar Artan, who was set to referee at the World Cup, was denied entry to the United States. He received a diplomatic passport from the Somali embassy but was turned away upon his arrival. Omar Artan was elected Best African Referee in 2025.
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