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Jade Chow

@jadecelena

gently ghetto.

 Barbados
Joined June 2009
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Why can't I cry $$$?
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Need this dress so bad
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@georaama16h
Kim Kardashian wearing Todd Oldham fw1994 styled by Law Roach for “All’s Fair” Mexico City press tour stop
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Parvaneh@toolitformenOct 28
Lmao if i were a mom i’d be cinderella and my kids would be the mice.
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@poptimeOct 27
SOCORRO! Paris Hilton está sendo CANCELADA por se fantasiar da princesa Bela, de “A Bela e a Fera”, enquanto fantasiou sua filha de bule.
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Luke the Good@lukeyismOct 26
What got me is that ten million ppl send the police to warn Tovia and them can’t get she charge but if Sam had park she car on top that tent she would be in front the magistrate today
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Key ❤️@Kikiemikomi_Oct 27
Fashionnova don’t got not one civilized costume like damn I don’t wanna dress like a hoeeee 😭
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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Dionne NYC@missglamorousOct 26
Sephora needs to either make a kids store or kids section. It’s starting to feel like Disneyland in here.
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When wunna getting paid to do a review, everything does taste good.
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if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell
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@ProtestiaOct 25
'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.
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I have to meet Drake.
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Calling someone Mickey Mouse big house so funny wtf
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I’m going to cry LOL
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My nephew is here!!!!
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NICK LOVE@NickLoveATLOct 24
I’m clearly far removed from the drug game. I didn’t know people were out here addicted to helium.
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ehis@ehisilozobhieOct 24
& as much as you think I care about health and fitness - don’t bring no air fried plantain near me. INVOLVE THE OIL!
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
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@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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BIG DOLLY@realdollymimiOct 23
wait, so I’m really not invited to Drake’s 40th birthday party…?
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DammyAyo💕
@dartgurlieOct 24
If I win the lottery i’m gonna buy Teams then shut it off
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Drake wasn’t happy that I couldn’t make it to his birthday
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tiffanie@omgtiffanieOct 23
them mini mics rlly got ppl thinking they saying something
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For someone so unserious; I have such serious position
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