sleepyhead.

Jamaica.
Joined May 2013
RT !
Being an understanding woman is the start of your autoimmune disease and if you know you know
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Ivy23 arguably has the most delicious, best balanced drinks and most thought out drink menu in Kingston. Won’t get you drunk but that’s fine. If I wanted to get wasted I’d stop at TGI 🤣
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Weno lmao
My dad sent me my chore list from when I was a kid.. this shit started at 8 years old… my pop was the coolest man on earth but he had hella structure & rules in the house
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Not in my regimen
And I do agree with the girlies I don’t want to see no poor single mom of 5/7 kids content 😭
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my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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People will purposefully misunderstand you when they don’t like you, all their reasoning ability goes through the window. Once you realize that’s the case, you’ll stop explaining.
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Please don’t stop inviting me to your weddings. I follow the dress code (shades of brown), would never show up empty handed ($) and have the best rifle walk for the dance floor. Inquire within. Ty
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I’ll drive to my parents house tonight for this don’t play.
I hate when ppl are funnier than me😭
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keyshia watched fentanyl overpower her mother for decades, her younger sister battle with substances as well and manage to stay away from drugs all your life only to have a yn have you tweaking onstage in your 40s. some families have the spirit of drug abuse and addiction.
What’s going on with Keyshia Cole?? 🤔🤔🤔
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Ask me how I know and experienced this first hand lol.
In alcoholics with severe hypoglycemia, why must thiamine be given before dextrose ?
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Pediatrics I love them but I'd rather specialize in sharwama selling.
What is that one specialty in Medicine that you can't specialize in???
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I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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as a single childless woman, you can show up for countless bridal showers, weddings, baby showers, kid's birthday parties, anniversary dinners etc. but if you want even a modicum of reciprocation suddenly it's mortifying and beyond the pale. lol ok.
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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She played yall goofy asses
Went to Olive Garden with a friend today to fight the hangover and the waitress was great. So I wanted to give her a $20 tip on our $80 bill. So I gave her the $100 bill and she was SO happy and thankful for her $100 tip so we just paid the $80 bill also, lmfao. 😭
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Sometimes you just need a good woman that loves you to tell you please stop being retarded from time to time lmao
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i clock out of age gap convos when both parties are over the age of 25 srry
Candice Swanepoel is only 38 years old. Tom Brady is 49 years old. An 11-year age gap between Brady and the Victoria’s Secret supermodel. 😳😳😳
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The video was like a fever dream to watch.
Kudos to the girl who went to Republic with no plan or prep. Took a jutc to ochi for republic, got dressed in kfc n then ran into her friends and ended up having somewhere to stay. A madness enu but big up u for that dedication
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Live video of me. Down to the expression and the bed.
me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it :
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