Jake Feinbaum

Someone in my network needs to come out as a fellow Atarashii Gakko! fan.

July the 6th be with you.

It’s annoying how much LLMs love alliteration. I can’t have a normal conversation with ChatGPT about my cat without it referring to her as a “feline friend.”

Anyone have an extra $3,499 laying around?

I’ll take getting up for work Monday morning every time if the alternative is last night’s nightmare. I’m wanted by cops now probably. And who decided THAT would be a good place for a hotel room?!

This morning I correctly predicted the first digit of my randomly generated authentication code, so at least I’ve got that going for me.

“Everyone on this side of Al Gore’s internet”

Normalize using these symbols ♂ ♀ ⚥ as an optional shorthand for pronouns

Definitively is definitely the word you meant to say, not definitionally.

Detroit, MI is in the Eastern Time Zone. ミシガン州デトロイトは東部時間ゾーンにあります。

Shoutout to Black + Decker on all things

Fourth the May be with you.

If you haven’t had grapes in a while you’re missing out, these things are amazing

You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany

Amazing pun in the NYT mini crossword today, I’m gonna wait to tomorrow to tweet it so you all can have a chance to solve it first.

To quote this morning’s NYT crossword… I am bone tired.

Bring back the title of songster/songstress

I want RFK Jr. to be President so that Cheryl Hines will be First Lady.