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....ok. riddle me this, mister super tech genius. If nobody has their own computers with RAM in it, HOW ARE PEOPLE SUPPOSED TO EVEN USE YOUR SHITTY PRODUCT 🤣🤣🤣
I gave two weeks notice at my last job and they forced me to quit a week earlier, making me forefit a week of wages. Had I not bothered, I'd have been better off. Get fucked with this shit.
How does it take FIVE YEARS to replace signs????
New Metro signs are being installed at L’Enfant Plaza first. From there, they will be installed at Farragut West and Farragut North, then throughout the system over the next five years.
wjla.com/news/local/metro-un…
So it's during work or not during work on no notice. @MLB has the absolute worst commissioner on the planet. Absolutely insane. Eat a dick Rob Manfred
Tomorrow's Wild Card Game 3 will be played at either 2:15pm ET or 8:15pm ET at @TruistPark. The game time will not be determined until the conclusion of tonight's three other Wild Card Game 2's.
Capital One Arena renovation status: Still hasn't even touched the goddamn bathrooms. Guess that'll be next summer's project (or the billion plus this is costing will inexplicably not fix the bathrooms) @CapitalOneArena
peelon musk retweeted
“START THE CELEBRATIONS!!!!
After a period of reflection “The Most Damaging Pop Cultural Force In Recent British History” has declared itself fit for purpose and will once again return to lift the spirits of the people.
Come witness the fitness.
It shall be a sight to behold.”
Oasis will tour the UK, mainland Europe, USA and Ireland in 2027!
For your chance to buy tickets you must register by 17th Sept, 4pm BST.
👉oasis.hq.fan/registration
There will be no general onsale.
🚩Please note that mailing list members are still required to register.
#OasisLive27
Ordered @GiordanosPizza DC at 5:20. Showed up 6:20, they said kitchen behind 90 min. Go home, take the dogs out, go back. Still no pizza. Lol, they burned it and didn't refire it. BUT. Manager comped entire order & the bar tab I ran up waiting. Good service after a bad situation
It's like y'all read the "How do we make our patrons more miserable" blog and went a step beyond ,@MGMNatlHarbor. It's already a shit show getting out of the garage and now you charge 15 bucks for that shit ass experience! Crushing it @AmazonMGMStudio
God @MGMNatlHarbor sucks. 15 bucks to park unless you're a member, which I am but the app doesn't fucking work when there's no Internet in the garage. Half the food court is closed on a concert day and there's 50 people waiting on food from the open stalls. Do better @MGMRewards
The absolute shittiest food I've ever had, nice job Ambar. A charcoal briquette would've had less char then the awful overcooked beef and lamb you sent. And @Grubhub over here with its shit ass AI agent giving the runaround on a refund.
Y'all all suck.
Hey @DDOTDC why is there this X painted on the street at the intersection of L & Cushing SE? Just curious
Used to be half off, but 5 bucks off at late night sushi happy hour is still clutch at The Hamilton. Best post show spot @eat_dc @BarredinDC
Hey @Google. I took 45 min to go through my vids from over the weekend. I tagged all the ones I was gonna turn into a post as #warped2026. Your fucking AI is feeding me shit I didn't tag and omitting some things I did tag. All I want is what I tagged! Garbage ass company
"welcome, world! enjoy the measles!"
Infectious diseases are likely to spread more easily as fans crowd into airports, hotels, stadiums and festivals for the World Cup.
“Measles is what I’m most worried about,” one physician said. wapo.st/4evydE5
Anyone doing a decent national burger day deal in DC (that isn't a national chain)? @BarredinDC @Eater_DC @eat_dc
