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This kid talks like he’s doing a front facing video
Abdul's response tells you everything you need to know.
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Jose Canseco is going to behead John Rocker by using his head for practice off a tee.
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Bernie has like 5 more years tops. Sounding a bit impaired here.
Bernie Sanders is on one tonight 😆
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On Tuesday night America rejected scumbags like John Rocker
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The elites knew we had no respect for ourselves and would take whatever was given to us when we just let Thursday Night Football happen.
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One of the casualties of there not being a monoculture is that kids are not aware of anything outside of their very limited sphere of content consumption. You saw these cups in every tv show and movie set in NYC on basically every major channel growing up.
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That is not what film looks like
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“The death of the static shot”
the death of the static shot is a big part of what ruined cinema I can see why they no longer bother with it, but man is it sad to see
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📸 | Michael Mann foi fotografado usando muletas após disparar acidentalmente contra a própria perna em um estande de tiro.
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Oh brother
You know I’ll admit it would actually be funny if these people got their wish and my child was confiscated by CPS and you could see him terrified and hysterical and his life was ruined and so was mine and I withered away from lawfare and heartbreak over some bullshit one-sided Twitter beef by single childless middle-aged posters with inflamed gut biomes who don’t understand the sanctity or gravity of the one small life you’re given because the hole they dug for themselves is so deep they have to retreat to social justice abstractions in order to live
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I mean the votes count the same regardless if how the voter arrived there, but I think a lot of Nithya’s ability to peel off voters was only possible because Bass presided over like four catastrophes that she fumbled each time.
you know I was told very confidently by a few people that there was no way nithya could ever appeal to Latinos
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.@wemby went OFF in the first half 🔥 29 PTS, 15 REB, 5 BLK, 2 AST, 2 STL
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I think trying to describe optimism as voting for Barack Obama knowing what happened afterwards is maybe the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard lol
AOC: A note for Gen Z. If you want to understand millennial cringe, what you all call millennial cringe, this earnestness, imagine all the seats we flipped last night. That feeling, plus, on top of it, electing the first Black president ever. And on top of that, you did it the first time you ever voted. That hits generationally. You’ve been chasing that feeling ever since. And because you did it the first time you ever voted, you’re like, ‘Yeah, we can change the world. Why not? We did it the first time. Let’s just do it again.’
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Jesus Christ. Shut up
Blueskywave. Those of us on here, across the board, were out of touch. I see no other conclusion.
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Burger Reich has no party affiliation.
She done lost her damn mind.
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She won’t, but if Nithya wants to get anything done she’s going to have to go scorched earth and clean house. Karen Bass would have been vindictive.
It's very normal for LA County Dems to throw $ behind supporting a candidate, but it's pretty much unheard of for them to throw $ behind attacking a fellow Dem as they are here w/ $226k spent on 4 mailers attacking Raman. (Replacing previous tweet w/ correct mailers & $ amount)
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If you listened to Red Scare they’re going to put you in the Coast Guard emptying latrines
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She had a syndicated talk show for almost 20 years
People need to start realizing that famous people have way less money than you think they do Hollywood is made of apple cores and chinese newspapers at this point, to borrow a Simpsons phrase
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