🍓Strawberry Jam, M.Ed

🏌🏾‍♀️ you’re outta here 😂

Why did they try to put me in a PE class today as a sub? Lmaoo I’m the school counselor. Just like clock work a kid came crying in my office right before I was supposed to come.

I met a new little girl at our school today and her name is Internet….

they call me big Michael Michael Michael is always in my head lol

I’m so glad the Lord saved me. One time I would write out all the tweets I wanted to send, because I was off of social media at the time and they were awful thoughts. 😂😂😂 I might have to write out a few tweets today

When the enemy trying to mess with me, I legit am like ooooohhh something good is about to comes Because I legit am coming out of this with your punk ___

The Lord rescues you out of stuff you don’t even know about.

Honestly I always said I would know a man is my husband by how much he would NOT aggravate me. A lot of Men aggravate me so much in general. Very quickly. Always. Not to be a man hater, but I be over them so quickly and that’s how I know to move around.

This made me holler when I saw it earlier

The Lord gave me a word for my coworker today out of nowhere. She had to step out of her room to cry, I hope it spoke life to her

Vampiric. Lawless. Lord I gotta start paying more attention

Shenanigans!!!

Make Instacart drivers are awful. I unfortunately called mine a bad name and have to repent

If I ever meet Walter Mosley, I am going to fight him

This book is making me soooooooo angry. Omg

I haven’t been able to eat anything really, or care to

My job thinks they can request me and my colleagues presence after work on Wednesday last minute ? And expecting us to do a presentation to families! I’m sorry mam, it’s Monday. I don’t think I’m available

That whole Broker fee thing they allow people to do in NY, should be criminal. I will not be paying another one ever again.