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Jimmy ★彡

@james_u

it's like life's a giant poutine and I'm the biggest curd

 Canada
leafandwonder.etsy.com
Joined February 2009
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ryan@OhItsRyanApr 2
I wanna be this lobotomized
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Andy Cohen
@Andy5 Jun 2025
LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸
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matt bernstein@mattxiv5 Jun 2025
this is bye sister for white supremacists
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Im gonna keep on dancing at the
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China is oneshotting us. Total cultural victory
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charlie@chunkbardey7 Dec 2024
i kinda love being hungover like waking up and talking to myself like a governor in a disaster zone. We Will Rebuild
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“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis
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They should do a Calculator App Wrapped where it shows you the dumbest calculations you did this year. Real moron stuff like 20% off 20, or 1x8, or 6+9
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him: are you high? me: am i what? him: high me: hello
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Remember to set those clocks back because:
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matt@mttmsmsm30 Oct 2024
i think about this sometimes
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on da cob, we all corn
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drew@hydratedangel20 Oct 2024
grabbed edamame from the table and slurped it just to realize there was no bean inside and it had already been ransacked by another person’s tongue
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•ᴗ-@evadentz17 Oct 2024
me eating the brownie that makes you gay
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.@Enterprise this was the only rental they could offer me at LAX wtf
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austin@jesuissupreme5 Sep 2024
They’re like cocomelon to me. I could watch this for hours and not think a single thought
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september 5, 2013
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rev@revpooch5 Sep 2024
love when things are unintentionally profound… the phrase “show me to me” is immediate full body chills
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Kay (@Alcto3) profile pictureKay@Alcto324 Aug 2024
Who do you play as in Mario party and why
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