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Red Jam Spear (parody)

@jamesdraper

Call me Jim. Tofu Eating Wokerati (junior member). Will make air wobble pleasingly in exchange for shiny things. Has ADHD. Probably likes you. He/him

 Frequently Liverpool
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Joined December 2008
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Hi. Are you working on some sort of project that needs a musical score? A podcast? A YouTube series? Is anyone you know? Writing and recording music for things that need music is quite literally my job! My rates are very reasonable and I'd love to hear from you! My DMs are open x
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Oh *that's* why people were saying today was going to be Threads Day. I was starting to worry
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I wonder if he liked it
A headline from the NME, which says "The Coral share new track 'Drifter's Prayer' with John Simm"

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Something something the monarch formerly known as Prince? I dunno. It's been a long week.
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Hi there. I'm typically not great at promoting my daft instrumental music, but if you've ever been interested in owning some of it, now's the perfect time! It's Bandcamp Friday, which means I get to keep (almost) all the proceeds from any sales today. redjamspear.com
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Red Jam Spear

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I didn’t quite manage to get anything new ready for this month (there'll be stuff ready next month), but there are a few things available already. For starters there's the Ker-ching! EP: a ridiculous mashup of lo-fi funk, disco and hip hop... redjamspear.bandcamp.com/alb…
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Toronto.
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@DaynaEMCraig I see you're back on the wireless again.. xitter.gq/LBC/status/16493737474…
LBC (@LBC) profile pictureLBC
@LBC21 Apr 2023
‘He’s claiming that him being a bully is the will of the people!’ @mrjamesob compares Dominic Raab’s resignation letter to The Narcissist's Prayer.
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Ummmm. Is anyone else seeing this?
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– at Birkenhead, England
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*extremely 2018 voice* Phoebe Waller Bridgers
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I hope the answer to this question is very rarely "yes"
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My right arm is sexy but not very clever. It's a limbo.
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No I don't know either
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Only time I've ever RT'd a promoted tweet, but this speaks to me on a deep level
Funny Tees (@seniorsgift) profile pictureFunny Tees@seniorsgift19 Dec 2022
Order here: ducon.space/it-s-weird-being… More here: ducon.space/collection/funny
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My new time machine was delivered this morning. Very quick delivery: I only ordered it tomorrow.
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I am annoyed by how good this joke is
Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) profile pictureNick Pettigrew@Nick_Pettigrew14 Jan 2023
The Romans used these to play D&D, or as they called it, 'M'.
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It's probably easier to have a Zoom meeting using an Analytical Engine than using a smartphone!
A photo of an iPhone 14 fitting comfortably in somebody's hand, next to a photo of a Charles Babbage Analytical Engine (a computer from 1837), which appears to be about 10 feet tall and about 8 feet wide

ALT A photo of an iPhone 14 fitting comfortably in somebody's hand, next to a photo of a Charles Babbage Analytical Engine (a computer from 1837), which appears to be about 10 feet tall and about 8 feet wide

Curiosity (@MAstronomers) profile pictureCuriosity
@MAstronomers12 Jan 2023
It is probably easier to teach a dolphin quantum physics than to teach you!
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Definite theme on my TL tonight (these tweets are entirely unrelated) @ZiziFothSi @danlesac @drg1985
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I have questions...
A multiple choice quiz question: "What is the landmark associated to Wisconsin?" with the highlighted correct answer apparently being "Mars Cheese Castle"

ALT A multiple choice quiz question: "What is the landmark associated to Wisconsin?" with the highlighted correct answer apparently being "Mars Cheese Castle"

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I have the Smashing Pumpkins cover pf "Turn" by Travis stuck in my head, which is particularly odd as it doesn't exist. Sounds pretty good though.
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I knew there was a reason I liked her
Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) profile pictureVictoria Coren Mitchell@VictoriaCoren27 Dec 2022
Replying to @Glinner
Seriously Graham, stop it. I understand what you think you’re doing in your mind, but I promise it looks *horrible*. I’ve told you this privately and I’ll tell you it publicly: they are just people on a quiz, bringing nothing but merriment into the world, please leave them alone.
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