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simply the best. horny for popsicles. #coolbutrude

Manitoba, Canada
Joined April 2014
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well well well
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i love (and miss) movie commentaries.
Ben Affleck says his DVD commentary on Armageddon is “maybe my best work” lol
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“Hey Siri, set an alarm for thirty minutes.” “Sure, I’ll set a timer for thirty minutes.” if I wanted passive-aggressive correction I would go to Starbucks.
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SAINt Jmes retweeted
This has gotta be the most insane rise by a prospect ever
Trey Yesavage’s 2025 timeline: 4/8: 1st career start in Single-A 5/20: 1st High-A start 6/12: 1st Double-A start 8/14: 1st Triple-A start 9/15: 1st MLB start 10/5: 1st playoff start 10/13: 1st ALCS start 10/24: 1st World Series start Unbelievable.
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Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?
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how the stables have turn.
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not even a question.
Hypothetical: you get $1,000,000 a day, but every day at a random point time FREEZES and your subconscious is flashbanged by the entirety of Cars 2. You have to watch the full movie while no time passes. There is no warning for when it happens. How many days would you do this for
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If ohtanis really not gambling, then explain this. checkmate
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I think it’s going to be a banh mi kind of a weekend.
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SAINt Jmes retweeted
If you're on the losing side of a landslide, there are two ways to react: 1) Eat the humble pie, listen, self-reflect, evolve, and come back better next time 2) Arrogantly proclaim that everyone is dumb except us, continue as you are, and make the same mistakes next time
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what is a semi-cow and i don't think that's how hyphens are supposed to work.
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hey twitter i can't remember the last time i sneezed
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posting this pop song every day until it gets the attention it deserves. Logan Prescott - tongue (Official Audio) youtu.be/bg0d7Wsbin0?si=VeFT… via @YouTube
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boujee tempo. winkler, mb folks
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tired of looking down at my keyboard when i'm scrolling.
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SAINt Jmes retweeted
It’s Always Sunny on Arrakis
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having a real hard time with @apple chat support spitting back nonsense and asked if it was an AI chat bot. can confirm it is not.
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at this stage of life, sometimes I surprise myself with what constitutes a victory. in unrelated news, air fryer bacon is a thing and i might have just made one piece for myself.
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I just tried to rewind a zoom meeting because I was daydreaming.
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