James Sandoval

"Their expectations [of myself] will never be higher than my own. Never never never never" - Kobe

I do think future presidential debates should happen over a round of golf. #2024debate #trumpvsbiden

When you think about it, my name should be Jame. There is only one of me.

In corporate America, you find joy in the little things. Like sharing a digital taco over Slack worth 3 points to express gratitude for somebody. #TacoTuesday

Don't worry everybody, the government was already able to track your every move a long time ago. #emergencyaltert #smartphones

I have a Chrome bookmarks folder titled "art", and in there are only links to various AI generative sites like Midjourney and MusicLM. Am I....even human anymore? #ai #human

Flirting in your late teens: Did you fall from heaven? Flirting in your late 20s: I have my goals written out for the next 3 years. #romance

Always say thank you to AI...they are keeping track.

Parents, please teach your kids to type. If you are not a fast typer, don't let the generational curse of hunt-and-peck continue! - M29, 87wpm #kids #education

That’s not a man on the phone crying in the car next to you in traffic, it’s just Bad Bunny.

How I improved my communication by 2000%: Don't open a text until you are ready to reply. #LifeTips

*Unmute. Clap. Mute. #Covid #2022

I was just going to eat cereal, and then I put chocolate milk in there, and then I dumped my coffee in there, and then I realized everybody is doing everything wrong. e v e r y t h i n g.

Is paying a large sum of money to a debtor still considered "balling out"?

See the Grand Opening of the 6th Street Bridge through my eyes. #boyleheights #ozomatli youtu.be/JeKmJz0fRAk @latimes @KTLA @NBCLA

If you can actually sell an auto warranty to one of those spam callers, I will literally give you $100.

Something about an open hi-hat groove gets me grooving. #music #drums

It's the year 2030. You took your 3 year old to see the newest Jurassic Park movie. 12 minutes in, she stands up, yells "fake" and then walks out of the theatre to take a business call.

Frozen grapes and melted chocolate. Am I preganant?

The only bad prayer is a prayer unsaid.