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Jamie Jakes, I am him. 🏈 Dallas Comedian, Chiropractor, NFL Expert, & YouTuber. I love it when ppl call me a fake Doctor. It's so hilarious and original.

Dallas, TX
Joined January 2010
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Baker Mayfield had to tell young Will Anderson that he got the first down. LMAO
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No scandals. No horny texts. No affairs with staffers. No clue what he’s doing. Just dogshit ass football.
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“How could this week get any worse?”
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SHOCK THE WORLD COACH BEAT THE scUMbags GO GREEN
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Mr. Brightside is our song now.
See you soon EL (and remember to celebrate responsibly 😉)
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HE’S BAAAAAAAACK
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It’s actually so insane the Lions drafted Barry Sanders 2.0
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I said this guy should be fired earlier in the season. I'd like to back off that position. I now think he should be fired after the season unless the Lions make it back to the NFC Championship.
"The best thing we have here is the best leader I've ever been around in Dan Campbell."
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Dawg
"I think (Jahmyr's) grown as a complete back."
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Kinda weird Jack hasn't been placed on IR yet. Do they really think he has a chance to play in the next 4 weeks?
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Brandon Aiyuk on Friday
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Stick to Defense Travis Hunter.
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"I have full movement in my lower body"
STATEMENT FROM JACK CAMPBELL My family and I want to sincerely thank everyone for the overwhelming amount of love, prayers, and support we’ve received over the past few days. It means more to us than words can express. I’m incredibly encouraged by the progress I’ve made in such a short period of time. I have full movement in my lower body, and I’m continuing to make progress with movement in my upper body. I know there’s still work ahead, but I remain very optimistic. I’m taking things one day at a time, staying positive, and focusing on getting better. My faith in God has never been stronger. I know He has a plan for me, and I trust in that plan. I know there may be challenges ahead, but with my faith, my family, and so many people in my corner, I know we’ll get through this. I especially want to thank the athletic trainers and medical personnel who responded and cared for me on the field. I know those were difficult moments, and I’m incredibly grateful for the professionalism, compassion, and care you showed me. The way you handled everything and looked after me when I needed it most is something I’ll never forget. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. I also can’t say enough about the incredible care I’ve received from the medical team at Henry Ford Hospital and the Detroit Lions medical staff. They’ve been amazing to me and my family throughout this process, and I’m truly grateful for everything they’ve done. To my teammates, coaches, and everyone in the Lions organization, I want you to know how much I love and appreciate you. This team is a family to me, and the way everyone has been there for me means everything. I’m proud to be a Detroit Lion and couldn’t ask to be surrounded by a better group of people. One thing I’ve learned about Detroit is that this city is built on toughness, resilience, and grit. That’s exactly how I’m going to approach this challenge. Please continue to keep me and my family in your prayers. We feel the love, and I can’t thank everyone enough. God is good. My faith is strong. Jack Campbell
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This guy was right about everything.
Preparing for a horde of @elonmusk bots
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Maybe time to adjust the model? 🔥🔥🔥
TEXAS - 10.24.26 🗳️ 3,573,554 votes in 🔴 Firewall of 429,885 🥇Race is leaning Republican
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the republicans were handed the country on a silver platter for the first time in a long time culturally & politically and basically did nothing with it except bomb iran. historical fumble.
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In hindsight… Ken Paxton should’ve sent that child molester to prison for more than one day
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It was right in front of us the whole time...
Something doesn’t add up on Kalshi. How is Paxton at 28% to win, but Abbott is 66% to win? I don’t believe majority of people are putting Talarico and Abbott on the same card.
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This theory was always stupid. Manipulating prediction markets would be the worst allocation of funds imaginable. All this does is discourage Democrats from voting and encourage Republicans to get out and vote. The prediction markets were right the whole time and my only regret is not betting more on Gina.
Polymarket is being manipulated by Democratic Party. Campaign funds are being used to produce poll optics. ….. this is election interference. No way Texas & Michigan are 4.5X…. Polymarkets got Trump right in 2024 and woke Dems up to donate to it like they buy ads on tv. Cheaper, less friction, better scale & no middle man.
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Holy fuck worst bet ever.
🚨 FRESH WALLET GOES AGAINST THE MIDTERMS CROWD A trader just put $225,000+ on Republicans winning BOTH the House and Senate No previous trading history Just 3 predictions against Democrats Potential payout: OVER $3 MILLION
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