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Austin, TX
Joined February 2011
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It’s a lot of pressure to be smart and hot and silly all the time
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I’m sooo excited to get ratchet with my best friends tonight 🥹
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i cried a lot this year. next year, my flowers gotta bloom.
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playing hard to want
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these are the hottest sexiest years of my life and i’m spending them on twitter
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Anyone wanna go Christmas caroling? We’re singing Hypocrisy and Bullshit by Lisa Barlow featuring Meredith Marks
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little spoon so i can still tweet
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Should not have told Amelia Bedelia she could hit the bong. That was my bad.
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I’ve been such a fcking crybaby lately someone slap me in the face 🥲
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Sorry, I can’t go. It gets dark by 5pm and I have astigmatism.
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I wish I was like a sexy mysterious girl but I literally cannot shut the fuck up
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One thing I learned in public school in the suburbs outside of DC is that America is a melting pot. It’s amazing to finally see our political elects reflecting that 💙
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BREAKING: Due to Blexas, No Nut November is CANCELED
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They’re gonna have to rename that show to Talarico Elementary
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Do I transition first or get an abortion? I’m so excited I don’t know where to start
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in hindsight maybe “he is actually heterosexual and attracted to latinas” slander pivot was poorly considered for a Texas election
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if texas turns blue i will give modern dating another try
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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Love that my dealer just checks in to see how I’m doing
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MAURA AND MARK SAFE!!!! #dwts I live to see another day 💚✨
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