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@jansepar69

chargers and thunder, I’ll prolly make you look stupid at some point

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Brandon Rahbar
@BrandonRahbarOct 29
SGA's whistle this season is the complete opposite of what SGA's whistle reputation is.
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Zero-bias MVP rankings right now after the first week: 1. SGA 2. Sengun 3. Wemby 4. Ant 5. Tatum 6. Maxey 7. Ty Jerome 8. Luka
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The Passenger@LvstForLyfeOct 28
I can do a better job of holding your tits than your bra can.
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michelle@chlorophormgirlOct 27
They’re making potholes on purpose so my boobs bounce
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.@RahimbtwOct 28
brunson and tatum both have more fts just tonight than shai has shot all season
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Thunder Film Room
@ThunderFilmRoomOct 27
This may be my favorite turnover of all-time 😭
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Zach Savage@zaxavageOct 26
im so dead inside
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaOct 26
BREAKING: Oklahoma City's Jalen Williams has a dislocated left ankle and fractured fibula; Cason Wallace has a torn labrum in his left shoulder. Both will undergo surgery and be sidelined for several months -- most, if not the entire season.
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Luka through 3 games this season: 24 FTs Shai through 3 games this season: 12 FTs Just guess the free throw merchant🤷‍♂️
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Brandon Rahbar
@BrandonRahbarOct 26
Coming into tonight, OKC was last in the NBA with just 17 free throw attempts per game. In the 1st half tonight, OKC shot 2 free throws.
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Brandon Rahbar
@BrandonRahbarOct 26
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander takes his first free throws of the game with 59 seconds to go in the 3rd quarter. SGA has shot 8 free throws this season. Total.
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Shai Gilly (@FUCKMYGUNJAMMED) profile picture
Shai Gilly
@FUCKMYGUNJAMMEDOct 26
fuck the season nigga thats my family .
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Benjamin Howard@BenHowardOPTOct 26
That was maybe the 5th flagrant/borderline flagrant foul of this game. Absolutely inexcusable and shameful.
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Benjamin Howard@BenHowardOPTOct 26
For that matter, I blame bullshit narratives on Twitter that led to the Thunder being officiated like this and allowing the Clippers to just tackle multiple players out of midair and set up blindside blocks. Dirty play is what happens when you lie about things.
Benjamin Howard (@BenHowardOPT) profile pictureBenjamin Howard@BenHowardOPTOct 26
I blame the refs for a lot of this. They allowed this game to get increasingly reckless and dangerous. Shame on them.
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this is bigger than basketball. this team is woven together, that’s FAMILY. i’ve never seen shai, or the bench torn up like that before. fuck. get well soon dub. 💔
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Athena ⚢@DeliciousAthenaOct 23
shouout boobs. huge fan
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Gerald🐻@siebenballOct 23
I’d eat her ass idc
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Underdog
@UnderdogOct 23
Nikola Jokic and Victor Wembanyama when matched up with Aday Mara or Chet Holmgren this season: 0 points 0/10 FG 2 turnovers
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ms. aries 🕷️@ChaoticwithaKOct 23
Big saggy naturals >> big fake balloons
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MaverickSZN 🇦🇺
@Maverick_SZNOct 23
Shai is one of those players that when you watch them without bias it becomes essentially impossible to hate on them
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Brandon Rahbar
@BrandonRahbarOct 23
SGA on checking himself out despite being 3 points away from keeping his historic 20 point streak going: “I was gonna go out there. And then I saw that they had subbed. So I thought we should sub too. You always treat the game with respect.”
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