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Sometimes I swear we’re in a simulation. Deadass overheard someone walking past just saying “blah blah blah”
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thehill.com/opinion/technolo… I think this new legislation is a horrible idea. This could essentially redact everything that's been released regarding non-human intelligence and UFO information, allowing the government to keep it all secret.
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Took my son on a recruitment visit for UC Berkeley football and saw this after we got lunch
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Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet. Must be following me and @betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.
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#HalftimeShow yo what is this dancing 😂😭😂
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Driving through the industrial parts of LA is like playing Mario kart, dodging other cars and people just driving and walking however and wherever they please
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I hate it here. I’m going back to sleep
Oh yeah. Low gas prices, low food prices, lowest unemployment, more industry returning to US, less people on food stamps, prison reform, stopped wars. The f*ck are you talking about?
Called 911 to report an assault I saw on the street and was sent to voicemail
Replying to @tedcruz
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breaking news
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I’ve lost my iPad twice over the past month and a half and someone picked it up both times and I’ve someone been able to retrieve it without being contacted. I am lucky.
Sorry but I can’t trust anyone who can draw. They just seem kinda…sketchy
My favorite Facebook genre is parents posting unhinged nanny requirements
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Spinosaurus full combo attack animation
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founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
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Remembering this banger of a tweet.
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My car window tried to take my head off today