Fit Check for Halloween Fans: Veronica Beard Blazer and Skirt: Size 00, even after four kids. Christian Louboutin Miss Z in lamb nappa leather, 100 mm stiletto (sold out). Blouse: Nordstrom (sold out). Good luck!

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Megan Small (Powers) · Oct 30, 2026 · 8:49 PM UTC

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Megan Small (Powers)

@_MeganSmallOct 30

My little @bucees at White House Halloween 🎃

FLOTUS Report

@MELANIAJTRUMPOct 30

FLOTUS 🧡

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 30, 2026 · 4:55 PM UTC

Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️

@jaredsmallOct 30

What a FLEXXXXX.

Riley Bunch@ribunchreportsOct 30

Republican Rick Jackson just arrived in Cartersville at the Savy Automobile Museum not by car, but by helicopter. #gapol

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 27, 2026 · 3:46 PM UTC

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #RIP

Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:16 PM UTC

Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️

@jaredsmallOct 25

A Saddam Hussein Cheesecake Factory would be electric.

Aaron Rupar

@atruparOct 24

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

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Ward Baker · Oct 24, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

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Ward Baker

@WardBakerOct 24

Replying to @HolmesJosh

Yard signs

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 20, 2026 · 6:38 PM UTC

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@jaredsmallOct 20

Happy two year anniversary of the best political event of all time.

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 20, 2026 · 5:13 PM UTC

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@jaredsmallOct 20

It's a little place we call the EEOB.

Spencer Hakimian

@SpencerHakimianOct 20

JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:26 PM UTC

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@jaredsmallOct 20

This is the energy I'm looking for. @Alex_Latcham_

Steve Robinson

@SteveRobOct 20

🔥 New SLF ad running on Maine radio is a banger: "Troy Jackson is weird. If he'll [bleep] his own family, he'll [bleep] yours, too..."

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:22 PM UTC

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@jaredsmallOct 20

Her proper name at the moment is "Winged Liberty Figure"

David Shepardson

@davidshepardsonOct 19

More details on the Trump triumphal Arch: the eternal flame will be a torch held by the statue at the top of the arch reuters.com/world/virginia-c…

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 20, 2026 · 4:01 PM UTC

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@jaredsmallOct 20

You should probably check the overall scoreboard.

matt hennessey@matthennessey18Oct 20

steven law has the washington DC disease of being a deeply unimpressive, third-rate professional and failing upwards anyway. scoreboard, you hack

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Logan Hall · Oct 19, 2026 · 10:22 PM UTC

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Logan Hall

@loganclarkhallOct 19

Me after hitting send and replying “Patriot” to one of my mutuals for the 100th time this week

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Ben Smith · Oct 19, 2026 · 9:03 PM UTC

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Ben Smith

@semaforbenOct 19

Incredible booking

Piers Morgan Uncensored

@PiersUncensoredOct 19

"I had three beers, okay!" Piers Morgan grills Indiana Democratic candidate Jaime West on whether she had been drinking before her viral interview, where she claimed she would ‘fire all Republicans’. 📺 youtu.be/rcg4BzNXQxU @piersmorgan

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Jared Small 💁🏼‍♀️ · Oct 19, 2026 · 12:07 AM UTC

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@jaredsmallOct 19

This is a very confusing tweet.

Peter Schorsch

@PeterSchorschFLOct 18

Mega Democratic donor @JohnMorganESQ hosting fundraiser for @ByronDonalds right now @RealDonaldTrump called in It's jokingly suggested: why not John Morgan for Press Secretary. #FlaPol

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