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Jared

@jaredthfc

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Joined July 2012
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I have 34 pennies. Robert has 2 quarters. How does he have more money than me? Something seems off here.
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if you’re in line to give Jd Vance a swirlie in the gender neutral bathroom stay in line
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bbs (@BurritoBrosShit) profile picturebbs@BurritoBrosShitNov 3
I would pay money to watch Ernie, The Jet, and Chuck do election results.
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If you’re in line for your free gender reassignment surgery at the elementary school STAY IN LINE
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these people are such racist pieces of shit and when democrats don't full-throatedly fight islamophobia, this is what they're reinforcing
CSPAN (@cspan) profile pictureCSPAN
@cspanOct 28
Sen. @tedcruz (R-TX) says that if U.S. Sen. candidate Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI) is elected into the Senate and is placed in the Senate Intelligence Committee, "there is a very real risk that Americans will die as a result."
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Sam McDowell (@SamMcDowell11) profile pictureSam McDowell
@SamMcDowell11Oct 28
The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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He’s literally insulting his dumbass poor broke supporters and they just clap.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynOct 27
Trump: You'll be my guest at Mar a Lago. The problem is that for $5000, the most you'll be able to buy is a hamburger and maybe a small dessert. I'm not even sure you could buy that. No, don't go there. That's not a good place.
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Jake.@YedIinOct 26
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@_sn_nOct 26
so this is just a thing now every time the right-wing loses an election.
Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiOct 26
JUST IN: Elon Musk says Brazil's presidential election results do not "add up"
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This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 25
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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Who won Brazil's election?
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Andrei Vasilevskiy is debuting a new mask in the game tonight. It features a total of 6 cats including 5 pet cats from his past and his present. “I love them a lot, more than some humans.” 📸 sebastiengervaisphoto
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The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) profile pictureThe Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHollerOct 10
TRUMP IN CLARKSVILLE: “I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much” 😬
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Oh my! #UNDproud | #LGH
North Dakota Hockey (@UNDmhockey) profile pictureNorth Dakota Hockey
@UNDmhockeyOct 4
🚨 CARELS TAPS IT HOME! 🚨 #UNDproud | #LGH
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Rapist feels bad for other rapists
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 2
Trump defends the men in the Cornell gang rape case, saying he “feels bad” for them and they won't get a “fair shake”
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@hell_line0Sep 28
"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get." Oh yeah? If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.
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Sara@SaraCivianSep 11
This is so beyond disgusting. “Yeah we talked to the guy who did it and we’re good” ..this league and this team are spitting in our faces. It’s hard to even care about hockey anymore. This is who all of them are. With glee.
patron saint of little treats (@mimibrokkoli) profile picturepatron saint of little treats@mimibrokkoliSep 10
oilers reply to an email i sent them yesterday
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Hasn’t played an NHL game in over four years. Finished 5th in scoring on his Swiss league team last season, behind names like Michael Joly and Jesse Virtanen. When you get an opportunity to add a player like Alex Formenton, you simply have to do it.
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