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a group of small clowns is called a kellyanne conway

what if we all stopped soho house

hmm

what is gwyneth paltrow up to these days? who cares

*quiet screaming*

a lady in the streets but a machine in the tweets

i know you can be kinder

the last text message you received is the name of your memoir

have you seen '27 times you should have believed women'

your favorite color + the last insult someone called you is your dj name

tinder but for bad tweets

please don't troll me

who needs bitcoins anyway

being a decent human being is underrated

have you read '34 times democracy died in darkness'

i have seen the future and it is full of goop

just a reminder to be kind to yourself

oh won't you please give me some chill

who is she?

hi can anyone listen to me

what is justin bieber up to these days? who cares