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Joined July 2008
Jim: I need your help taking down ISIS. Roy: Man, I’ve been out of the game too long. Jim: They’ve got Pam…
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Imagine: Matt Gaetz is a sitting member of Congress, being investigated by the House Ethics Committee for truly nasty stuff. He knows the hammer is going to come down on him, because A) he did it, and B) he’s made a lot of enemies in the House. Like, they hate his guts.
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Instead, dropping out so he can stop being “a distraction”. If Gaetz can make it all happen quickly enough, like, say, a week, they can mostly avoid embarrassment for Trump, who could have nominated Bondi from the beginning.
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(And before you think I’m giving everyone too much credit, just remember that these idiots become super-savants when it’s time to evade responsibility.)
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Men used to do a lot of things, now they whine about… :checks notes: …Barbie.
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Is he the right person to lead a conversation about fairness in sports?
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Yeah, but now we have actual annoying guys…
you used to be able to make a whole movie based around the idea what if there was a guy who was annoying to be around
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Marjorie Taylor Greene says that when people like Jamaal Bowman call her a white supremacist it's "like calling a person a color the n-word" "His physical mannerisms are aggressive ... I feel threatened by him," Greene adds of Bowman
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If Hunter broke the law, he should go to jail. If Trump broke the law, he should go to jail. See how easy that was?
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Was this a Mad Lib? (Either meaning, btw)
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Massive “if”, but even if it happened, it would take 1,157 years to recoup his investment.
Replying to @elonmusk
@elonmusk removed over 400K legacy verification today. So imagine 400,000 out of them pay for Twitter Blue at $8. 400,000 x $8 = $3,200,000 per month & $38,400,000 per year. Businessman of life, Elon!🤟
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Just saw a family eating together at Five Guys. Can you imagine having the kind of generational wealth that allows you to feed your entire family at Five Guys?
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Jason Windsor retweeted
wait until she hears about the dollar
🇺🇸 US Senator Elizabeth Warren says "with #Bitcoin, there's no thing that backs it up…It's just belief."
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This will not go well for GM.
General Motors plans to gradually replace CarPlay and Android Auto in its vehicles, in favor of an in-house infotainment system developed with Google, leaning on subscription services. appleinsider.com/articles/23…
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“The weaponization of the legal system to advance a political agenda turns the rule of law on its head.” Actually, the equal application of the law… “It is un-American.” It is exactly and wholly American.
The weaponization of the legal system to advance a political agenda turns the rule of law on its head. It is un-American. The Soros-backed Manhattan District Attorney has consistently bent the law to downgrade felonies and to excuse criminal misconduct. Yet, now he is stretching the law to target a political opponent. Florida will not assist in an extradition request given the questionable circumstances at issue with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.
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“Florida will not assist in an extradition request…” Speaking of bending the law… “… given the questionable circumstances at issue…” Which are…? “… with this Soros-backed Manhattan prosecutor and his political agenda.” More dog whistles and vague nothings.
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DeSantis is “the banality of evil” personified.
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